While at home in Ohio, decided to rest a bit and watch TV. Well my relaxation got interrupted by Bugzilla. This unknown bug decided it was gonna fly onto my mother's big TV. Not knowing what it was, I decided to get up from my restful state and inspect it.

Upon further inspection I noticed it had a, what seemed like, five foot stinger on it. Though it was probably only like four inches at most. I don't even know if it's a stinger... But whatever is sticking out of it's behind scared the poopers out of me.

So after screaming like a little baby for about 30 minutes, and swatting at it. I was finally able to get it down on the ground, I decided to cut it's head off. It still was kicking around after that... Even after I was taking pictures, which took about 20 minutes, it was still walking around, probably wanting to sing to Britney Spears... but it didn't have a head...

I have no idea what kind of bug this is, and would LOVE to figure it out. Does anyone know what kind of bug it is? Bugzilla scared the bajeebers out of me and one last thing, seeping out from the stinger looking thing was a clear liquid. My assumption is it's some type of venom that this bug has...

If anyone has a clue on what kind it is, or if the clear liquid seeping out of it's stinger looking thing is actually venom or not, please let me know. I've never, in my life, has seen this kind of bug...

You can see how big this sucker is... That's just a normal keycard to a LaQuinta Inn. And a quarter for more size comparison.