Guys, be real with me.

Am I too fat?

Kind of feels like it after I put on my Santa outfit. Well, I use 'put on' very generously. I was really struggling to get my pants on. They just would not go over my butt and onto my waist. As much as I wanna blame this on my winter coat like always, it may have also been my devouring of various Christmas treats. I've only had a few extra cookies.

And brownies.
And holiday ube rolls.
And cans of whip cream.
And jugs of heavy cream.
And kegs of eggnog...

Okay, I see where I might've gained all that weight, and I didn't even list all the extra stuff I was eating right now. Don't look at me like that! I love food! And Christmas food is some of the best. And I do enjoy the sensation of my gut dangling above the ground, leaving me breathless as I try to do something as simple as put on a pair of pants.

I'm about to try this again, I grab a pawful of nearby donuts and cram them in my maw to psych myself up to continue the battle of fat versus fabric.

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Merry Christmas once again! Fat Raph is trying to get in the spirit, but he might be too fat to fit. Thank you once again to  Shikakaka phenomenal job with this YCH. Fat Raph has his work cut out for him.

Artist:  Shikakaka
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