[Article dated December 13, 1879]

Pretorius Industries has unveiled their plan to continue the present delivery on the Night of Hope (only a couple of weeks to go!). Meet Dora the L'il Doebot, Pretorius Robotics answer to how to get those deliveries done in a single night. She will hand-deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls with the help of a special rocket sled manufactured by Pretorius Engineering. So don't worry kids, with the evil Santa Claws gone and locked away forever, Dora the L'il Doebot will be there to make sure there's presents under the Tree of Hope!

She will of course be escorted by Doebots while she's doing her deliveries for safety reasons.

[Recording between Doctor Pretorius and Donna Doe]

Donna: "Testing showed she's a hit with every focus group. The boys like the robot aspect, the girls like the cuteness aspect. The question I have is why did you base her off the Version 2 models? You're retiring them and pushing out the Version 3 soon."
Doctor Pretorius: "Do you have any idea how creepy some little fawn coming down your chimney would be?"
Donna: "Well, yes, when you put it like that."
Doctor Pretorius: "That's why I kept the Version 2. I doubt there will ever be a need to upgrade her chassis. Give it time and she'll be "nostalgic". Have you identified the glitches the main computer is spitting out?"
Donna: "No, Doctor. There's nothing wrong with the code that I can see. It might be-"
*MECHANICAL SCREECHING*
Donna: "Wh-What was that?!"
Doctor Pretorius: "Not again.. Ffffffff-"

[Recording Ends]