Here's the thing, as is sometimes known to happen, it seems everything has collided at the same time. In general terms, there's groceries and bills, but now firewood is an added concern, and on top of that Pop's car needs repairing ASAP. Because I need to rack up some big funding before tomorrow, I'm going all in on NSFW tonight. Nudes begin at $100. More racy material (I don't feel the need to spell that out) begins at $200, but plan for spending a little more than that. Nothing creepy, though. It's gotta be straight and normal. Yes, this is a desperation move, but time stands still for no man. Please contact me immediately if interested!