Cloud Keeper + Bowser = Clowser.

What started out as a joke by  mikeizard17 turned into me blowing up Bowser into a king-sized pear. He's all grumpy because gone is his life-long desire to abduct and marry Peach (who I expect will become a fruit under a different name someday shortly) then concur the mushroom kingdom. Now the only ambition he has is to eat, lounge, and nuzzle.

"Grr... My kids, the MK citizens, are all using my belly as a trampoline. I can't even work up the ire to yell at them to knock it off. Why do I feel so dang cushiony when they do it???"