So Hebi goes into Labor.

[8/12/2011 7:29:27 PM] Kingliness Lash: AW POOP! Uuuh! Uh! Okay, okay! *he turns and flies back into his quarters, rushing out the exit and knocking any of the passing guards onto their backside. Surprisingly, he came back as quickly as he left, toting a helpless abra in his vine's clutch*Hebi, here's the village doctor. He helps me with my bandage every now and again, so you know he can be trusted...
[8/12/2011 7:30:55 PM] Queenliness Hebi: Him!? I am sorry, Lash, but sprinkling some sort of mystical herb on my stomach will not make the kids, or the pain, mysteriously vanish! I NEED A REAL DOCTOR!!! *She shuddered, ending it off with a scream this time*
[8/12/2011 7:35:22 PM] Kingliness Lash: Dat abra: Seely thing. Yu so seely. See how seely she eez? So, so seely. King Lash! *he jumps at attention, sweating slightly* "U-uuh, YES!?"

I'll need a sort of bedding. Anything comfortable for ze lady yesterday! "I'm on it, r-right!" *and with that, Lash darts on out of the balcony for the desired something*

How are you feeling, my Queen?
[8/12/2011 7:37:22 PM] Queenliness Hebi:

How am I feeling. . .? *she lets out a laugh* How am -I- feeling?? WELL I'M NOT FEELING LIKE SUNSHINE AND SHAYMIN, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!


LIAR! IT'S ALL SUNSHINE AND SHAYMIN! LABOR IS A FEEL-GOOD EXPERIENCE! Yu liar. >:x