Good Evening and may the blessings of Birdetturday and her mighty dual-suspension dump-truck be upon you, one and all!

The Big Pink Machine herself comes up from the land of Sub-con pin-ups and centerfolds to pop off at republican lawmakers as they slither, slime and crawl out from under their rocks in the land of Dunning-Kreuger to share their newest act of entitled arrogance, wanton stupidity and performative cruelty. I gotta be straight- well, let's call it "gayly blunt " with y'all. I'm with Big B. This latest conservative play for "Greatest act of Baseless, Diversionary Cruelty" has got to be going down in history as one of the greatest if not the automatic trophy winner for the new millennium. From the folkes who brought us all "life begins at conception" and "trickle-down economics", we now have "your current, up-to-date ID should match what others labeled you at the moment you squirted out of the hoo-nanner". *shakes her head and laughs*

While your stupidity may be executive -class stupidity, it's still only yours and the rest of the mushroom kingdom would prefer you dipsticks keep it to yourselves. If you ain't a doctor and you ain't a john- Hands off the merchandise ya freaks!

---The funniest part is, I can already hear the commentor angrily tippity-typing something about how "she isn't technically 'born' yet if she's still in the egg", even after reading the part making fun of 'life begins at conception'. You're just SO close to getting the point, chuckles. Keep trying. Don't give up! *snickers*---


Sub-boss, Girl-boss, Helluva-bossoss, Birdetta wears many hats(though usually just wears her trade-mark red bow) and many talents. And while she is definitely A Queen Bitch, she sure as shit ain't your Bitch. Represent, Big B!