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[Commission] To Serve the Seal
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iveks
Looks like the seal is invited for Thanksgiving this year, and the orcas are happy to serve him some good food. Right?
iveksLooks like the seal is invited for Thanksgiving this year, and the orcas are happy to serve him some good food. Right?
Category All / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Orca
Size 1079 x 3415px
File Size 2.96 MB
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I know what the joke is meant to imply, and I do find that amusing too. But this was actually the first thing that came to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJjIUPRWjg
Orca: "And our main course is..." (slowly lifts for dramatic reveal) "NOOOO-THIIIIIIIIING!!!" (laughs) "Alright, so should we watch human football or the yacht-sinking semifinals? And you can only hold the water-doggo if you promises to do dishes later."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJjIUPRWjg
Orca: "And our main course is..." (slowly lifts for dramatic reveal) "NOOOO-THIIIIIIIIING!!!" (laughs) "Alright, so should we watch human football or the yacht-sinking semifinals? And you can only hold the water-doggo if you promises to do dishes later."
It depends on the orca. There are actually three types: transient, resident, and offshore. Transient orcas mostly prey on other marine mammals, but resident orcas are strictly fish-eaters who other marine mammals have learned are perfectly safe to be around, and actually are even safer to be with than by themselves since transient and resident orcas tend to avoid each other.
So they may do rock-paper-scissors (or some equivalent of such that can be done with flippers) to decide who gets the liver while everybody else gets blubber... Or they may just be teasing the rental pet before they relocate to the living room and pass him around like a snugly football.
Hard to say since transient and resident orcas are genetically identical... But, well, it's in the name. RESIDENT orcas. So unless this family gathering is inside an extended stay hotel room or RV, I think he'll see tomorrow.
So they may do rock-paper-scissors (or some equivalent of such that can be done with flippers) to decide who gets the liver while everybody else gets blubber... Or they may just be teasing the rental pet before they relocate to the living room and pass him around like a snugly football.
Hard to say since transient and resident orcas are genetically identical... But, well, it's in the name. RESIDENT orcas. So unless this family gathering is inside an extended stay hotel room or RV, I think he'll see tomorrow.
Also true and they have to make certain the yachts are lifeboat free and sealed shut to make sure the squirmy candy in said piñata has no escape before the busting open begins followed by a human buffet leading onto several blimps of overstuffed orca blimps full of squirming humans and finishing off with the afterglow of cute orca pudge made out of human remains
The book... "To Serve Seal"... It's ... It's a cookbook!
I joke, but this is just the most adorably lovable and wholesome sight to see being presented into your astonishingly expressive and lovingly energetic looking artstyle! These are just the most magnificently expressive artpieces that I've ever seen for such a lovable comic, and I'm hyped to seeing more like it in the future! Keep doing great, and I Hope you Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
I joke, but this is just the most adorably lovable and wholesome sight to see being presented into your astonishingly expressive and lovingly energetic looking artstyle! These are just the most magnificently expressive artpieces that I've ever seen for such a lovable comic, and I'm hyped to seeing more like it in the future! Keep doing great, and I Hope you Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Welp, he messed up… He trusted them “>w> but truly no limit to their cunning intelligence.
This comic came out fantastic. I really love it! It’s humorous, but it also has such power; the warm, friendly gesture, juxtaposed with the sudden cold turn against them, and its grim revelation. The title for this is as worthy as it is wisely chosen.
This comic came out fantastic. I really love it! It’s humorous, but it also has such power; the warm, friendly gesture, juxtaposed with the sudden cold turn against them, and its grim revelation. The title for this is as worthy as it is wisely chosen.
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