The people of the land live in constant fear of the Mighty Evil Dark Lord Who Causes Problems From Their Castle! Conjuring vicious creatures to haunt the people! Conquering towns and subjecting them to demonic torments! Creatures such as the hundred-feathered tickle monster, and torments such as puppy petplay hypnosis. And lasting only until a decent hero comes along to save the day.

The MEDLWCPFTC is just here to have a good time playing the villain, but they're not all that ambitious. Their schemes are fun for about week before they lose interest, and conquering the world would mean there'd be no one left to oppose them. Boring! And most importantly, if they were ever an actual problem, some actually powerful hero would try to come to their castle and kill them!

So the MEDLW- let's call them "Meddy", plays villain-of-the-week; having their fun, beating a few heroes, before letting the episode end with good winning the day. Never causing much lasting harm. Never being a serious threat. Never giving a reason for heroes to raise the stakes and try to kill them.

Problem: Heroes love killing villains.

So whenever a hero comes knocking on Meddy's door, the procedure is clear: Step 1) Show them how much Meddy has been holding back. Step 2) Slap a kinky curse on them that'll be a pain the butt to undo. Step 3) Boot them out with a warning to not come back unless they want to become a new plaything for Meddy and their army. And if they decide to come back for round two, Step 4) Give them what they clearly want~