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No--Kathy threw up from drinking Dead Man's Chest beer, and she and Fred spit out the champagne they tried to drink on their wedding night; Fred said to Songween, when she offered him a Scotch, "And as it has been every night for the last ten years, the answer is, no thank you, Madame."
Songween told Koz to slip Fred some booze at the luau party, to get him drunk enough to sleep with Kathy, and Koz warned him to stick to the water.
Kathy and Sandy were offered some alcohol by Trader Horn at the "sundowner" during the safari, and while Kathy said, "No thanks, I don't drink," Sandy said "Make mine a double."
Murphy was given a Shirley Temple at the pub after decapitating one of the Black Watch troopers who got belligerent with the Blood and Bone boys.
The only one whose status is ambiguous, is Madam Jade, but as a "working girl in the entertainment industry" she only pretends to drink, to stay sober. After a while she lost the taste for it.
On the flip side, Songween is a two-fisted drinker, and her remaining Vorthies can barely keep up with her. Vormanga has a hip flask. Koz of course can drink most people under the table. Jinjur was accused by Vyschuss of being drunk when she spilled the beans about the lion plot aboard the Dominator after a wine-soaked luncheon. And Sandy didn't find the Dead Man's Chest beer objectionable, "as long as you throw it back over your tongue."
Songween told Koz to slip Fred some booze at the luau party, to get him drunk enough to sleep with Kathy, and Koz warned him to stick to the water.
Kathy and Sandy were offered some alcohol by Trader Horn at the "sundowner" during the safari, and while Kathy said, "No thanks, I don't drink," Sandy said "Make mine a double."
Murphy was given a Shirley Temple at the pub after decapitating one of the Black Watch troopers who got belligerent with the Blood and Bone boys.
The only one whose status is ambiguous, is Madam Jade, but as a "working girl in the entertainment industry" she only pretends to drink, to stay sober. After a while she lost the taste for it.
On the flip side, Songween is a two-fisted drinker, and her remaining Vorthies can barely keep up with her. Vormanga has a hip flask. Koz of course can drink most people under the table. Jinjur was accused by Vyschuss of being drunk when she spilled the beans about the lion plot aboard the Dominator after a wine-soaked luncheon. And Sandy didn't find the Dead Man's Chest beer objectionable, "as long as you throw it back over your tongue."
I'm not sure it matters.
A.) Drunk Murphy, angry version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
B.) Drunk Murphy, happy version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
C.) Drunk Murphy, maudlin version;
There will be tears... flash flood in progress.
D.) Drunk Murphy, dancing version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
A.) Drunk Murphy, angry version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
B.) Drunk Murphy, happy version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
C.) Drunk Murphy, maudlin version;
There will be tears... flash flood in progress.
D.) Drunk Murphy, dancing version;
There will be broken things... many of them.
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