"I'll be the belle of the ball!" Chaos tittered happily, spinning around in his lovely princess dress, dabbling between skipping about into the foyer and dancing in the living room, where Pandora and Joy sat quietly, staring in turn.

"In my defense, this IS hilarious. "Pandora chuckled sheepishly. Joy simply stared at her daughter.

"Well, less hilarious more alarmingly unsettling, but I can see where you might get the two mixed up. " Joy mumbled dryly. Pandora frowned, leaning back on the couch casually as Chaos danced back into view, giggling loudly.

"You find the idea of a boy wearing a dress unsettling huh mom? Thought you'd be a bit less prejudice and more open to the idea of letting Chaos explore himself. "The lavender coyote snorted defensively. Slowly, Joy turned towards her daughter with dark and heated stare.

"Pan, darling I should like to state my rebuttal as follows; while the sight of my son wearing a dress doesn't directly upset me, the fact that it's MY dress that I wore to the school prom when I was younger, hand sewn by my mother and torn to fit Chaos' form, (And looks better in it than I did) is what is currently sending me spiraling into the seething rage you will soon be experiencing first hand. In addition, Chaos having rarely shown any particular interest in dressing as the opposite sex, presents to me the evidence that either you zapped him with some ray gun, or he's suffered some significant cranial trauma from something heavy you dropped on him. Instead of seeking medical attention OR calling me- you dressed him in a dress, AHEM, MY dress, and now he believes he's a 1800's southern debutant waiting for Colonel Yosemite Sam to sweep him off his feet." Joy snarled bitterly. Pandora whimpered.


"Am I grounde-"

"Oh, GOD, yes!" Joy barked.

"I'm the prettiest belle in the prettiest panties in the prettiest gown in town!" Chaos squealed.

Joy stared darkly at her daughter.

"...Well I couldn't put him in a dress without the panties! I don't want people to think he's easy!" Pandora whimpered in her defense. Joy's snarl did not improve. Pandora cringed.

"Lets...lets go ahead and get him to the lab." She sputtered. Joy huffed and nodded her head.

"Good call there chief. I'll need the computers to figure out EXACTLY how soul crushing your punishment should be. I'm trying to decide between biblical or legendary, but both have such remarkable qualities I need a program to help me make a decision." Joy sighed and grabbed her 'daughter' by the wrist to tug her into the basement- with Pandora following them with a quiet whimper.

Drawn by lil cutie  Cadpigjr :D
Thank you Caddy!!