Vincent: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Tockmen: Are saying that I'm fat?
Vincent: No that's not what I meant I-
Vincent: I’m in love with you.
Tockmen: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Vincent: I know.
Tockmen: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Vincent: You have to apologize to them clocky.
Tockmen: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

David: The stars are so beautiful...
Wilson: They're just giant balls of gas.
David: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Wilson: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
David: Oh...
David: You’re not jealous, are you?
Wilson: No!
David: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Dave: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Wilson: Why would I do that?
Dave: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

Sydney: I love you.
Elizabeth: I know.
Sydney: You're supposed to say it back!
Elizabeth: I'm not Han Solo.
Elizabeth: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Sydney: All the time.
Elizabeth: Then you should be used to it by now
Sydney: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Elizabeth: What?
Sydney: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?