Title: Methanite — Knock Knock

"Hngh~? Oh.. Oh! Hey, hi! It’s Methanite. That’s me! I’m Methanite!
Been some time, huh? A decade, maybe? Kekeke… time’s tricky when you’re never really asleep."

Used to be clearer once. Product helped. Not anymore, though. Leaves me foggy.
So I stay busy—up all night, sleep all day, never still long enough to think too hard.
I deliver things now. Packages, letters, maybe the occasional thought that wandered too far.
If there’s nothing to deliver, I’ll find something to discover. Keeps the paws moving.

Sugar helps. Extra sweet iced tea—good substitute for bad ideas.
Instincts keep me cautious, doubt keeps me company.
Don’t like many people, but I like them too much. Funny, huh?
Always polite. Always tired. Always awake.

Invisible doors everywhere, but none of them locked.
Just gotta knock—knock knock knock—and hope someone knocks back.

Metaphors? Meet at four. I get confused sometimes, but that’s fine.
It’s how learning happens. I’m a little static, a little spark.
Streetlight, moonlight, starlight—illumination in the fog.
I’m cranky, sure, but kind. Wired, yes, but gentle.
Just a sleepy rabbit with too much sugar and not enough time.

So if you see me on the road,
maybe wave. Maybe knock.
Methanite’s still here. Awake. Delivering. Thinking. Trying.
Perfectly fine, probably. Kekeke.


Character Info
Name: Methanite
Species: Lagomorph (Rabbit)
Gender: Male
Personality: Cranky + Smug blend; polite, sleepy, sugar-fueled optimist
Occupation: Late-night delivery courier
Home: Small studio burrow with a humming fridge and flickering light
Likes: Extra sweet iced tea, foggy nights, quiet roads, doodling for himself
Dislikes: Loud mornings, drama, locked doors (real or imagined)
Energy Level: Wired, but somehow still tired
Catchphrase: "Knock knock knock!"
Mood: Awake (unfortunately)