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October the 31st 2025. The day i possible eat half a watermelon and s##t in a diaper while recording it and uploading it to blueskye… My mother is disappointed. Halloween is here, and oh boy, is it here. Carved Pumpkins with faces hallowed out with a candle in it, leaves littered on the ground to be raked on the side of the road, people's houses being vandalized by scum of the earth, everything is going well. Bowser, still being a little humiliated being in a diaper, entrusted Kamek to pass out the Candy to any possible trick or treaters, even though it was kind of stupid since the castle is pretty far, but it was Bowser's orders and Kamek had to listen. Lemmy and the boys had been prepped getting dressed for the occasion. Ludwig went as Dracula, Lemmy in his F-0 get up, and Roy being Frankenstein's Monster, which is a mouthful so he calls himself Frank. The other koopalings were in getups, but who the hell cares? (I the hell don't care.) The koopalings ask for permission to go out trick or treating, the response. “Ok, but i should warn y'alls to be careful, there are a whole metric f**k of weirdos out there, so be careful, keep watch for p3dos, cripteds, drug dealers and teenagers who try to compensate for their pimply faces, squeaky voices and tiny p3nis by committing vandalism and domestic terrorism. Make sure to be back by 10:00PM. If it's 10, please contact me so I can be assured that you're all right, and try to get home at 10.” Bowser explains. “Dont worry. We’ll look out for weirdos and try to be back at 10:00PM. If we're not back at 11:00PM, send out a search party if we don't answer your final call.” Lemmy responds. “Plained on it.” Bowser replies. Then the boys head out the castle to go on their adventure of trick or treating, venturing for free candy and to possibly become diabetic by tomorrow. Heading down to the town.

After getting to the town, they find Sonic waiting, just as Lemmy liked. “You're just in time, maybe a little early.” Sonic says. “Great, and you're dressed as a vampire.” Lemmy replies. “That's my getup!” Ludwig replies. “That won't stop some people dressing up the same as you.” Sonic replies. “Yeah, that's correct.” Ludwig says. “Are you Trick or Treating too?” Lemmy asks. “That’s right.” Sonic replies. “Ok, where's Tails?” Lemmy asks again. “Out with the Blue Yoshi trick or treating as well.” Sonic replies. “Great!” Lemmy replies. “Is there a meet up spot?” Ludwig asks. “Its the nearby park, and all of you should know about the park, right?” Sonic asks. “I think we all know where the park is.” Wendy says. “I can't find the park.” Morton says. “Hes still trying to relearn a bunch of things.” Lemmy says. “Good to know.” Sonic replies. “Still, are we ready?” Sonic adds. “Yep, we should all be ready.” Lemmy replies. “Were all ready!” Iggy says. “Ok, let's split up, mostly.” Lemmy adds as they split up around the suburbian to trick or treat. The boys did split up into small groups, Lemmy Roy and Ludwig were in the same group trick or treating, deviating to find the rich houses to give them the full sized Candy Bars and possibly a few premium candy. “Now Lemmy, where are we supposed to find a rich neighborhood?”Ludwig asks. “I think the rich ones live near the beach, and since there are trick or treaters in that area, it's likely they may have good candy.” Lemmy replies. “Right but how do we get there in a timely manner?” Ludwig asks. “Easy, I brought some roller skates, that way we can get there quickly.” Lemmy replies pulling out the roller skates. “But they aren't Iggy’s rocket skates that will blast us at like 60 miles per hour.” Roy says. “Welp, these fireworks, they will launch up but not blow up.” Lemmy says. “Prove it.” Ludwig replies. In response lemmy lights one and launches up in the sky. It rockets up though it doesn't blow up. “You weren't wrong.”
Ludwig replies. Then they all get their rockets and tie a fuse to make sure the length is as even as possible. “Ready?” Lemmy asks. “Ready!” Ludwig and Roy say. Lemmy then coughs up a bit of fire and lights the fuse. Lemmy prepares for launch, then it goes off, launching them at 50 miles per hour.

They got to the rich neighborhoods in 5 minutes flat without breaking a sweat. “Gotta say Lemmy, I kind of expected that to be real Slow.” Ludwig says. “To be honest, I didn't try it before this very moment, so I was expecting to have to walk or give up.” Lemmy replies. Ludwig and Roy looked at each other not knowing where lemmy got the idea to do that stuff. “Alright, get your bags ready and let's get some candy!” Lemmy adds. The other two pull out their bags and start trick or treating. The process was as follows: Go to house, knock, say “Trick Or Treat” They give candy, repeat. They grab pieces of candy from bowls on porches, only now, they're full sized and the occasional fancy thing like some Feraroh Roshaes. They were eating well tonight. After a long night of trick or treating, they decided they should be getting back, so they got their roller skates on, got the fireworks ready and launched. They were speeding back to the other boys, and while they were on their way, they hit some teens, and they weren't friendly. “Hey what the f##k you sack of s##t!” the degenerate says. “What?” Lemmy asks. “Youve knocked into us you punk!” Dumb ass 2 said. “And what else? We say sorry and move on.” Ludwig says. “Oh no, we don't say sorry.” Dumb ass 3 says. “Then what do you do?” Roy asks. “DEATH!” The Dumb Asses say pulling out f##king guns. “F##K!” Lemmy says. They quickly run off as the violent bastards try to shoot the boys just because they bumped into them.

While the others were trick or treating, Morton and Wendy find another degenerate, they were trick or treating minding their own business, then some bitch just had to try and ruin it for them. It was some racist Karen named Giavanna Achera, and the first words towards them “Whats up n####r.” She says. “Hey, you don't say that to people!” Morton says, supposedly knowing the racist connotations of the N word, especially with the Hard R. “Yeah, that's a racist slur you just said to him.” Wendy says. “Oh shut up f####t, why dont you take that n####r back to the land he came from, big lipped pig.” Gia said again. “Shut up You Racest Bitch!” Wendy replies. Giavanna is expressionless, offended by Wendy calling her a bitch when Giavanna said the N word with the Hard R. “*Gasp*, where are your manners?" She asks really offended. “Where are your Manners Ms i get offended everytime someone calls me f##k face yet i call blacks the N word with the Hard R!?” Wendy asks. “Be quiet you S##t Face.” Gia says. “Oh, if you want us to be quiet, why don't you kill us then!?” Wendy replies. “FIne c##t.” Then she tried to run home to get a weapon to kill them, it just so happens that Lemmy and the boys were running down that street and ran into Gia, her response. “HEy, watch where your going you R#####ed F####t!” Lemmy being reasonable replies with. “SHUT THE F##K YOU RACEST S##T!” he says. “OH, WELL IM ALSO GONNA F##KING KILL YOU YOU MIDGET!” Gia Says. ”YOU HEAR ME F####T!” She adds. They get to Wendy. “Come on Wendy, we need to get out of here!” Lemmy says. “Its probably a good idea.” Then they run away. “Don't run from us you piss stain!” Dumb Ass 1 says. “Have any of yas brought a wand?” Lemmy asks. “Ive brought it.” Ludwig says. “Great, try to fend them off.” Lemmy says. “Ok.” Ludwig says as he then gets out his wand and fires off his spells. Since they were uncomfortably close, they took most of the spells to their stupid faces, slowing them down significantly. The boys and Wendy went in the general Direction of the park, taking random turns to stay hidden from the bullies.

After a bit, they got to the park, they were pretty sure they were safe. “Grat work Ludwig, now that we've lost them, we should go back to some trick or treating.” Lemmy says. “Right but where were you guys, and why did those randos chase you?” Wendy asks. “Oh, we decided to go to some rich neighborhoods to get good candy, so we got there with some roller skates and fireworks that did not explode, we've spent a long time getting candy and when we felt it was time to go back, we rocketed back and hit the bullies, we proposed to say sorry but they didn't have any of it, so their immediate response was to get a gun out and shoot us which is quite an over reaction, further more, where did they get their fire arms?” Lemmy explains. “Guess that's why dad warned us about teenagers.” Wendy replies. “Yep, and if we want to go back out, we might need our wands drawn out in the streets.” Ludwig replies. “True.” Roy replies. “Alright, let's go back out and this time, be cautious of our surroundings.” Lemmy says. They all go back out in a group, wands drawn just in case they come back and try something funny with them. They trick or treat more houses and take 1 to 2 pieces of candy from bowls each, getting a lot of candy, looking out for the dumb ass boys and or the Racest Karen, and they actually get a decent amount, almost filling their bags. They then decide they should get back to the park to meet up with the others so start heading back. They thought they have just given up or forgot about it so they were completely safe, just when they thought that, they heard the scream of a deranged young lady, and saw her. Giavanna Acheara,with f##king knife. “The obvious response was to run, and so they ran into the park where the others were waiting. Since they were gone for 10 more minutes, the obvious question asked by Sonic was. “Did you go back out for a little longer?” He says. “Yes but we have a problem.” Wendy says as the screaming gets louder. He sees the crazy bitch. “Yep, I think it's time to leave let's get out of here!” Sonic says as they all grab there bags of candy. They try to leave and then see the bullies, not just the 3 of them, but even one of their drunk fathers with a 12 gate. “Mother F##ker, a father as well?!” LEmmy responded as they turned around and went another direction. The idea was to get to the Koopa Castle, the heavily armed troops should scare them away. It was hard to run with all they stuff they were carrying, but they had to run from the s##t with a knife, degenerates with small p3nises and a drunk man with a 12 gate.

After some time of running and fending off, they were half way, the koopalings were getting exhausted, while the crazy asses were not. They thought they were finished. Lemmy looked through his bag for anything that could help, but while looking through, he finds some oil that was supposed to be for the roller skates, so thinking of the banana, he throws the oil behind him and the can bursts into a big puddle, then the dunces slip on it, and with some magic, hit them knocking them over and injuring them in the process. Since they're down, they ran in a few other directions to try loose them while also trying get as close to home as possible. While on there way, the finally see Tails and Blue Yoshi, it was a little bit since they saw those two. “Tails, where were you?” Sonic asks. “Me and Blue Yoshi were just Trick or Treating, minding our own business, then we heard some insane lady shouting stuff and calling us a homophobic slur, and then she charged towards us like we murdered her mother or something.” Tails explained. “Oh, it’s Prabably that same racist bitch who we argued with all because we gave her a taste of her own medicine.” Wendy explains. “There’s also some stupid teenagers who randomly picked a fight with us all because we accidentally bumped into them, and rather than saying sorry and moving on with our lives, they decided they should kill now, now they have one of their drunk dads hunting us too.” Lemmy explains. “Looks like people want to pick fights with random people this time of year.” Blue Yoshi says. “Ok, now we should Prabably hurry home before they file a false police report to us claiming we violated their younger sister even though none of them look like they have younger sisters.” Lemmy says. “That’s a bit of an over exaggerated, but they might do that.” Ludwig replies. They all start heading to the castle. They made shure they weren’t being followed back.

After a long while of walking in the dark, they get back to the koopa castle, no one seemingly having followed them. They saw Bowser at front waiting for the koopalings, just in time too. “There you are, I was thinking about sending out a search party for ya’s, but I guess I don’t have too now.” Bowser says. “I’m wishing you did cause of the weirdos we’ve encountered.” Ludwig says. “And no, I haven’t done anything to them, they just picked fights with us.” Blue Yoshi says. “That’s why I told all of you to be careful out there.” Bowser responds. “Yhea, but can we crash over at your place for a bit, I don’t want those degenerates following me to my house.” Blue Yoshi says. “I’ll let him and maybe Sonic and Tails sleep in my room as well.” Lemmy says. “Ok, they better not trash this place.” Bowser replies. “Don’t worry, I won’t trash this place, especially since you may have let these two in your place once and helped clean it.” Blue Yoshi says referring to Sonic and Tails. “It is true.” Sonic says. “Yes.” Bowser replies. “Ok, you 3, to my room.” Lemmy says. “Yes Lemmy.” Tails says. “What about me?” Roy asks. “You and Ludwig can go up to my room if you want.” Lemmy replies. “Ok cool.” Ludwig replies as the other two go up with Lemmy. In his room, they count up all the candy they’ve gotten and they have a lot. “Looks like you three got a lot.” Blue Yoshi says. “Yep, we’ve gone to a rich neighborhood with some dud fireworks and roller skates.” Roy says. “I’ve debated on borrowing some of Iggy’s Rocket Skates, then I realized I probably wouldn’t want to blow up, so I made fireworks without the thing to make them explode, out of logic in Minecraft, I’m kind of surprised that it worked.” Lemmy explains. “I can only imagine.” Ludwig replies. “I also took a detour to a rich neighborhood.” Sonic replies. “That's understandable, since you're the fastest thing alive.” Lemmy replies. “Now what can we do?” Tails asks. “There is not much more to do other than maybe go to sleep.” Lemmy replies. “I can agree, all that running made me tired.” Blue Yoshi replies. “Alright, let's get ready for bed, if you need a toothbrush, we have plenty of spare tooth brushes for you three to use.” Lemmy says. “As for diapers?” Blue Yoshi asks. “Ive got some for all of you.” Lemmy replies. “Great.” Tails replies. They all get ready for bed, brushing their teeth and changing their diapers. Lemmy gets the sleeping bags and blankets and pillows out for the other boys, although Lemmy lets Blue Yoshi sleep in the bed with him,leaving the other 4 on the floor to cuddle up with each other. They do that then drift off to sleep.

Some time later, Lemmy wakes up, hearing some voices that weren't anyone in the koopa castle. Lemmy then gets out the revolver and some bullets for it and heads out to investigate. Gun in hand, he carefully sneaks down to the main hall and hears the voices of the same degenerates. “Alright, we just have to decapitate those dumb f##king turtles.” The drunk ass father says. Lemmy was gonna go for a headshot, but he saw they had helmets and cavalier vests except the crazy bitch. Lemmy tried to get some help and than the racist karen saw him. “Hey! Its the r#####ed f####t!” Giavanna says. They all see him. “F##k.” Lemmy says underneath his breath. Then they start to open fire on him. “S##T S##T S##T S##T!” Lemmy says running for his life. He dashes his little legs off to the armory. He goes in and tries to stay hidden from the crazy asses from wherever. He went into a random room and tried to stay as quiet as possible. He looked around for anything to help him. He saw a freezer in it and checked it, inside was Liquid Nitrogen, not only was there liquid nitrogen, there was also a bucket, so he had the great idea to rig a bucket of liquid nitrogen on the door. So he filled the bucket, got some stuff to stack, and quickly and carefully set the bucket on the door.

Outside the room, they couldn't find him, so they had the idea to split up. They split, the father decided to check the armory first, the idiot had the bright idea to take off his helmet and opened the door, not seeing the smoke from the liquid nitrogen. The bucket fell on him and since he took off the helmet it all got of his head, when that happened, lemmy got a brick and chucked it at his head, his head broke off his body, practically killing him, Lemmy then grabbed his 12 gate, ready to kick ass and chew bubble gun, even though he didn't take any gum. He walks through the castle finding the other 4 degenorites, since they had plans to kill the others; the first places to check were the others' bedrooms. However, he approached one of the degenerates from behind. Realizing this, he decided to stealthily take him down, Lemmy approached him from behind and pickpocketed him, inside his pocket was not only 500 dollars, but also a swiss army knife. Lemmy decided to alert him to his presence. “Hey, whatever your name is stupid bitch!” Lemmy says, then he looks behind and then down, Lemmy then jumps up and stabs him in the neck, he then gets under the cavalier and cuts his chest open and punctures his heart, basically killing him, 3 left, and now he has an M-16.

Back to searching, he decides to check the rooms of the others to see if someone is attempting to murder someone in their sleep, then in Roy’s room, he sees another dendrite attempting to kill him. Knife in hand, he jabs it down until he sees blood, nothing. He pulls the blanket away and sees hes been duped. “The f##k?” he says. Lemmy then shoots him with the M-16, apparently the other had armor piercing bullets for the M-16, getting a headshot to break through the helmet, and he dies. To ensure he was actually dead, Lemmy threw him out the window in a way so he would land on his head. His neck got snapped. This left the crazy bitch and the first degenerate. Lemmy went back to checking the last of the others rooms, he wasn't there, which was great but also bad since he could be lurking around anywhere in the castle. Lemmy checked the top and bottom floors, he couldn't find them. “Where are they!” Lemmy shouts, then he gets a thought. “Bowser!” He says again. He then heads to Bowser's room, and here they were, the guy got a scythe, he was ready to slice off Bowser's head as he whispered, “Time to die.” Lemmy saw this and responded with. “NO!” And pulled out the revolver and shot it out his hand. “Hey!” Dumbass 1 said. “Sorry to foil your petty plain you stupid ass, now it's time for you to die!” Lemmy says getting the M-16. “NO F####T!” Gia says tossing a knife at Lemmy knocking the gun out of his hand, they then get into a fist fight, and it was insane. The Degenerate got his scythe back while Lemmy had to work with the puny ass knife. The Dumbass tried slicing lemmy, though he was blocking the shots with the knife, he carried to the fight to the mantle and noticed a sword, he parried the scythe out of his hands, which was ample time to grab the sword. As soon as the dumbass got the scythe back, lemmy threw the knife at him in an attempt to kill him, he got his eye but that wasn't enough to kill him. Lemmy got the sword and jumped down, his weapon was still smaller, but it should suffice. The dumb ass got his scythe back and both got back to fighting with weaponry. Lemmy got some strikes on the dude, cutting the cavalier off making significant progress. “Look, you're gonna lose so you have two choices, get out while you still can or die.” Lemmy taunts. Then the Dumb ass did something he didn't expect. He hashed and got the 12 gate and attempted to shoot lemmy. Lemmy realized he screwed up and ran towards the M-16 and got it ready to shoot. The Dumb Ass didn't want to die so he grabbed Gia and Lemmy started shooting, he unloaded his gun, turning Gia into red mist and not hurting the Dumb Ass one bit. “F##k, I didn't expect her to be as thick as whale S##t.” Lemmy says, he's now goofed up, he was in the corner. “Now get over here so I can touch you.” The dumbass said with the gun in hand, Lemmy is doomed. However, Bowser woke up before Dumb Ass 1 admitted to being a p######le. “No!” Bowser shouted getting the P######le and ripping his head off, all the degenerates are dead, Lemmy did most of the heavy lifting. “Lemmy, are you ok, what happened?” Bowser asks, lemmy adds the new stuff he did, killing 3 of the 4 degerites, they came in just to kill everyone. “Well lemmy, I'm glad you stood up for everyone in the castle, but there's probably a lot of blood to clean up, so maybe you can clean the blood if you have enough energy to do so.” Bowser explains. I might not get it all, but can you maybe help dispose of the bodies?” Lemmy asks. “I was gonna do that since I don't feel like having dead bodies lying around the castle.” Bowsert says. “Ok, let's do it quickly now.” Lemmy says. They all do the clean up with bowser doing the heavy lifting of bodies while lemmy was up for blood. They got the bodies disposed of and the blood cleaned up, with that it was time for the two e to go to sleep. Now our hero can rest, having saved his family from some scum of the earth. So this now ends our Story.
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This is the end if you somehow couldn't tell Gia. This was somehow done pretty quickly, probably something people with plenty of talent can write in a single day.