FUCKDAMMIT OKAMI
I rage so fucking hard at okami, like you wouldn't believe. I've never had such powerful gamer rage against a game before
Like those stupid ass mini games they force you to do to progress, where the dumb shit NPC is all "LOLOLOL IMA WALK INTO SPIKES BECAUSE IM RETURDED HUR"
And then that place with the spikes, lasers, and platforms all in one place... and that one place has the worst damn camera angling LIKE OH GOD ITS SO BAD I CANT SEE PLATFORMS THROUGH WALLS HNGGNGNGNNGGNNNNNG
My rage caught the attention of
who promptly made this whilst I was in the middle of epic raging.
Needless to say I laughed far more than I should have.
PS: I LOVE OKAMI IT'S SO FUCKING FUN AAAAAA
Like those stupid ass mini games they force you to do to progress, where the dumb shit NPC is all "LOLOLOL IMA WALK INTO SPIKES BECAUSE IM RETURDED HUR"
And then that place with the spikes, lasers, and platforms all in one place... and that one place has the worst damn camera angling LIKE OH GOD ITS SO BAD I CANT SEE PLATFORMS THROUGH WALLS HNGGNGNGNNGGNNNNNG
My rage caught the attention of
who promptly made this whilst I was in the middle of epic raging. Needless to say I laughed far more than I should have.
PS: I LOVE OKAMI IT'S SO FUCKING FUN AAAAAA
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You'd be surprised. Hey guys let's take an extremely vital function like oh I don't know YOUR BASIC ATTACK and map it to the FUCKING WAGGLE WHICH NEVER WORKS
Here, try this: play Twilight Princess on Wii. Now imagine that but with an RNG where every time you do an attack it has like a 25% chance of actually acknowledging that you have done an attack.
Now you have played Okami Wii.
Also this isn't exclusive to the Wii version but why the FUCK do they have time events ("come talk to me tonight when it's dark and I'll forward the plot for you :D") in like the first village in the game if you can't actually make it night yet and have to just run around in circles barking at things for like eight years waiting for the damned sun to set
Here, try this: play Twilight Princess on Wii. Now imagine that but with an RNG where every time you do an attack it has like a 25% chance of actually acknowledging that you have done an attack.
Now you have played Okami Wii.
Also this isn't exclusive to the Wii version but why the FUCK do they have time events ("come talk to me tonight when it's dark and I'll forward the plot for you :D") in like the first village in the game if you can't actually make it night yet and have to just run around in circles barking at things for like eight years waiting for the damned sun to set
I've had no problems with the storyline or where I needed to go. Just the darned forced minigames, like fishing and that stupid digging game.
Oh, and how it keeps thinking I'm using totally different brush techniques than I want to, like wind when I need a lily pad.
Oh, and how it keeps thinking I'm using totally different brush techniques than I want to, like wind when I need a lily pad.
Well, I was playing mini games for my girlfriend, she is not the best gamer. So, she would expect me to lead her to the next area. Of course, I was in my own room playing Fallout: New Vegas when she would ask. I am just not fond of the Wii I guess.(Me + Wii = Office Space Moment Similar to a Printer + Bat)
Hmm. I didn't have these problems at all, thought the minigames were easy and the camera never got in my way. :3 It's possible I was too busy drooling over Amaterasu's rear end to notice, though. Except the final "block wall" guy. Remembering all those points is nearly impossible...but he's optional for bonus stuff. I've also heard the wii version is really wonky actually, was always glad I had the ps2 version. :3
Heehee good luck with those tough spots. =^.^=;; Some of the bonus material you can unlock is hilarious.
Heehee good luck with those tough spots. =^.^=;; Some of the bonus material you can unlock is hilarious.
I didn't mind the mingames. I am rather patient with that kind of stuff though.
I miss okami D: I first played it on the PS2 - one of the few games i've ever completed. It was only a rental so I could never own it... and it's been SO LONG and I still don't have it on wii.
I'd love both versions - I got really good at drawing with the ps2's joystick XD
I miss okami D: I first played it on the PS2 - one of the few games i've ever completed. It was only a rental so I could never own it... and it's been SO LONG and I still don't have it on wii.
I'd love both versions - I got really good at drawing with the ps2's joystick XD
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