Chaos giggled quietly. The house was empty- Mom and Dad were at work, Pandora was out with the girls, and Calamity was out chasing beeper around for the afternoon. It was the perfect chance...the perfect TIME...

Quietly, the puppy adjusted the frilly pink tutu around his hips, and leaned in close to the full length mirror to make sure his eyeshadow was on properly. Once he was sure all was set, he gave his soft, panty clad little bottom a wiggle, and adjusted the tiara about his brow.

There he stood- a lovely little fairy puppy, adorable, huggable and squeezable, the deep pink blush about his cheeks radiated vibrantly as he took a deep breath...

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Chaos squealed happily, twirling around his bedroom, with an impressive pirouette, and froze in heart shattering alarm.

Pandora, Juliette, Sasha and Callie stood at the door to his room.
Juliette held up her cell phone.
Pandora cracked a rib laughing.
Sasha needed oxygen
and Callie passed out.
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