Really, is this how it's gonna be from now on, just a downward spiral of falling into my tiny ghost fox instincts more and more. I should really figure this out for my birthday at least, I wasn't born like this after all. Although, i gotta admit I am feeling kinda... noooo

Soooooooo you're saying not even this 100% Marsupial Country composed bard song on my magic transformation panflute will finally make me a Sugar Glider again!!!?

...

Not even this greater glider spell scroll?
Not even this magic TF sugar solution?
Not even this macro growth and evolution candy bar?
Not even this anti-pokémon status incense?
Not even this genetic fur reprogramming cream?
Not even this assassin's rigged enchanted hang glider dart?
Not even this inverted sheet music of the Cursed Aria?
Not even this trueform pin?
Not even this fruit of repun?
Not even this polished anti-magic heater shield?
Not even this full white magic encyclopedia set with every form of esuna known?
(Yawn)
Not even this witch and warlock amulet of warding?
Not even this permanent possum form potion?
Not even this hex reverser serum syringe?
(Yawn)
Not even this (chomp) herrrrbbb ooo ... zzzzzzzzzz ...