Good evening! Looking for a kobold this weekend? Look no further; I have two shining examples of the species here for your perusal. The first kind of reminds me of the sky on a summer day, but I couldn't call them "skies" because I already named a kobold that. They're tall and lanky but nicely rounded, with a cute stumpy little tail and, save for the horns, a complete lack of pointiness. You could have them walk through a room full to the ceiling with balloons and they wouldn't so much as jostle a single one. I couldn't say the same of the next kobold, who's got spines and spikes and claws galore. Crocodilian in nature, they're short as they are wide and have striking red markings that my secretary thought were bloodstains at first. May require special handling procedures.

So, this auction will conclude at 11:00 PM CST on 10/19! These auctions follow the fifteen minute rule, meaning it ends at the specified time or 15 minutes after the last bid, whichever comes last. Place your bids below, starting at one dollar. Starting bid AND minimum bid of $1, too.

Oh yeah, and their sex and personality and everything is totally up for you to decide, of course. These kobolds are tabula rasa-- A completely blank slate for you to do whatever you want with.

Feel free to ask any questions you might have!