Letters to Levi the Mountee Lion: #11
Levi's eleventh letter.
Parallels of Leo the Patriotic Lion are joint-owned by me and
Chuong
Leo himself, G-52s, Circus Delights, etc. (C) me and me alone
Dissidents, UN1024s, etc. (C) me and me alone
WWE (C) itself
All other media referenced belongs to everybody who owns the rights; I own nothing of that sort.
Montreal Screwjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLG78VdGORc (the full match)
Bret and Shawn bury the hatchet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2zsQrBPjlw (broadcast highlights)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKQHSqFG1w (Bret being interviewed)
WWE Top 10 Rankings: https://youtu.be/cJGfXNi5izQ (Bret Hart)
The Broken Skull Sessions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9pbp6gnsbc (Bret Hart)
Parallels of Leo the Patriotic Lion are joint-owned by me and
ChuongLeo himself, G-52s, Circus Delights, etc. (C) me and me alone
Dissidents, UN1024s, etc. (C) me and me alone
WWE (C) itself
All other media referenced belongs to everybody who owns the rights; I own nothing of that sort.
Montreal Screwjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLG78VdGORc (the full match)
Bret and Shawn bury the hatchet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2zsQrBPjlw (broadcast highlights)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuKQHSqFG1w (Bret being interviewed)
WWE Top 10 Rankings: https://youtu.be/cJGfXNi5izQ (Bret Hart)
The Broken Skull Sessions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9pbp6gnsbc (Bret Hart)
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Silent Night: Well Lyon, it's nothing personal, but your country has agreed to go with Rainier's plans. If your country fails to win gold for your national men's hockey team, we get to keep Hans Island and Rainier must drink cappuccino in public with the Italians being allowed to openly judge him.
Silent Cat: Well we Italians are going to support Canada so we don't have to see that.
Rainier: See? Gotta give our men's hockey team some real motivation there.
Chuong: And if that fails, at least 8 billion fingers from around the world will be pointed at you, and you must carry out those acts. Sorry Lyon, but he wanted this, therefore his wishes must be respected.
Battle Bear: On behalf of France, we will be cheering for Canada too. I never thought our people would be supporting Canada together.
Ice Pirate: And as a Dane, we will be supporting the opponents against Canada in men's hockey since we are Greenland's key ally here.
Zax: And if we beat Canada for the gold medal, ouch! If that happens, Leo the Patriotic Lion will get first class seating up close to your clown performances. But in Japan, if you fail to make Ryo laugh, then durian pies will be thrown at your face. Remember, you wanted all of this if your country fails to win that gold because you want to be funny too. All I can do is just pray for the best result possible for all of us.
Kirk: And the fact that Lyon appointed Rainier as our ambassador... Oh great... If we fail, the Canadian hockey team are going to be so furious at Rainier.
Rainier: Okay then give them first class seating up close to my performance then and if they want to throw pies at my face, they have full permission to do so.
Kirk: *To Lyon.* Let our hockey team know then because this is what he wants. Hopefully, this will give our team all the motivation we have in the universe to win that gold medal so we don't have to go through all of this and keep Hans Island.
Zax: Just pray that if someone beats your team to the gold, it better not be us. If Lyon wakes up to the news headline of team USA smashing Canada for the gold in hockey in the Olympics, I think he's going to be very furious with you too, and I can't stop him. I doubt Super C can stop him from blowing up at you if things don't go your way. You want this, you got this.
Silent Cat: Well we Italians are going to support Canada so we don't have to see that.
Rainier: See? Gotta give our men's hockey team some real motivation there.
Chuong: And if that fails, at least 8 billion fingers from around the world will be pointed at you, and you must carry out those acts. Sorry Lyon, but he wanted this, therefore his wishes must be respected.
Battle Bear: On behalf of France, we will be cheering for Canada too. I never thought our people would be supporting Canada together.
Ice Pirate: And as a Dane, we will be supporting the opponents against Canada in men's hockey since we are Greenland's key ally here.
Zax: And if we beat Canada for the gold medal, ouch! If that happens, Leo the Patriotic Lion will get first class seating up close to your clown performances. But in Japan, if you fail to make Ryo laugh, then durian pies will be thrown at your face. Remember, you wanted all of this if your country fails to win that gold because you want to be funny too. All I can do is just pray for the best result possible for all of us.
Kirk: And the fact that Lyon appointed Rainier as our ambassador... Oh great... If we fail, the Canadian hockey team are going to be so furious at Rainier.
Rainier: Okay then give them first class seating up close to my performance then and if they want to throw pies at my face, they have full permission to do so.
Kirk: *To Lyon.* Let our hockey team know then because this is what he wants. Hopefully, this will give our team all the motivation we have in the universe to win that gold medal so we don't have to go through all of this and keep Hans Island.
Zax: Just pray that if someone beats your team to the gold, it better not be us. If Lyon wakes up to the news headline of team USA smashing Canada for the gold in hockey in the Olympics, I think he's going to be very furious with you too, and I can't stop him. I doubt Super C can stop him from blowing up at you if things don't go your way. You want this, you got this.
Super C: Well, he's a Dissident, so what did you expect? However, the Dissidents have come the closest to a case where I would formally announce that I am breaking off the alliance and seeing them as enemies, just as when a wrestler undergoes a face-heel turn.
Lyon: I will do that. In fact, I'll even invite them to watch Rainier be a clown for free.
Cripto: If this doesn't teach you to keep your mouth shut, I don't know what will. You didn't just gamble your own job on this; you also put Levi's job on the line.
Lyon: Indeed. If you have to be a clown, then he is relived of his ambassador duties, so that he can see you humiliate yourself as the clown prince of chaos and immature impulsive behavior (or whatever the stage name was).
Levi: The difference is I won't be laughing because I'll be playing trumpet in the band again.
Furious Fox: And I won't be laughing because I play crash cymbals for the band.
Cripto: Would you have gone back to doing that anyways?
Levi: Yes, I believe so.
Samuel/C.C.: *in Scottish accent to Rainier* Shows what happens when you run your mouth, laddie! Now you cannot get out of your contract!
Milton the Clown: Although we do have a further stipulation. If you do anything else that is rash, then you will have to be a clown with us regardless, which takes the pressure off the hockey players.
Art/D.D.: Maybe we should've just made him a clown regardless, boss.
Landon/R.R.: We were looking for new talent, but this is not the way to achieve that. Even I am disappointed in you, Belrose.
Lyon: I will do that. In fact, I'll even invite them to watch Rainier be a clown for free.
Cripto: If this doesn't teach you to keep your mouth shut, I don't know what will. You didn't just gamble your own job on this; you also put Levi's job on the line.
Lyon: Indeed. If you have to be a clown, then he is relived of his ambassador duties, so that he can see you humiliate yourself as the clown prince of chaos and immature impulsive behavior (or whatever the stage name was).
Levi: The difference is I won't be laughing because I'll be playing trumpet in the band again.
Furious Fox: And I won't be laughing because I play crash cymbals for the band.
Cripto: Would you have gone back to doing that anyways?
Levi: Yes, I believe so.
Samuel/C.C.: *in Scottish accent to Rainier* Shows what happens when you run your mouth, laddie! Now you cannot get out of your contract!
Milton the Clown: Although we do have a further stipulation. If you do anything else that is rash, then you will have to be a clown with us regardless, which takes the pressure off the hockey players.
Art/D.D.: Maybe we should've just made him a clown regardless, boss.
Landon/R.R.: We were looking for new talent, but this is not the way to achieve that. Even I am disappointed in you, Belrose.
Silent Night: Well, I'm not disappointed in Rainier as long he does go through his promises should his team fail to win that gold medal. If he chickens out of his promises in the event that Canada fails to achieve that victory, then it's marching punishment time. In fact, I find this very entertaining.
Ice Pirate: So do I. *To Landon/R.R.* Why be disappointed? Think of this as a win/win situation. You either get to keep Hans Island or you get new talent.
Kirk: That's an interesting perspective.
Ice Pirate: So do I. *To Landon/R.R.* Why be disappointed? Think of this as a win/win situation. You either get to keep Hans Island or you get new talent.
Kirk: That's an interesting perspective.
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