*Public address speakers squeal to life* Attention Specimens! No one knows how much our lead singer weighs anymore, but we do know he still loves stage diving when he gets excited. So, you have been warned! Now... Are you ready to...what is this word?... It goes into the shoe?... But over the foot?... Okay… Are you ready to rock your socks off?

If you find these ads interesting, please give the stories that they derive from a read!

A New Purpose: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28061365/
Relentless Waves: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42312457/
Towards the Light: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57913623/

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