"CNN reporter Robert Kristen in Ivanova Plaza in Zostania's capital, Zavana reported countless mobs of people of various races and denominations chanting 'Kelso Gotta Go' and holding anti-Keslo banners through the avenue.

One of the protesters conceded an interview where he said: 'If Kelso doesn't end up behind bars, justice is dead in Zostania! The world is watching!'. Robert was evidently shaken by the prospect of violence erupting if the protests continue.

Not one member of the Kelso administration has pronounced anything or talked to the press yet."