“Honestly, that could’ve gone better”.

Rouge exclaimed as she flew out of the now ruined temple with a gemstone in hand. She gazed at the green and yellow swirls mixed into the purple Amethyst in her hand before pocketing it in her suit.

“Seriously, as much as I love hunting for rare treasures, it can get pretty taxing on a girl such as myself…” she said to herself as she landed on the ground below. “I mean, I can’t be the ONLY one in G.U.N that knows how to raid temples and facilities for potentially dangerous artifacts. Not like this “Abstract Amethyst” looks dangerous to me…”

As she continued her walk and ramblings, the Amethyst in Rouge’s pocket had began to glow. Surrounding her body in an aura of constantly shifting purples, greens and yellows. Unaware of the energies flowing into her, the bat kept walking, still focused on her thoughts as her body quickly swelled and bulked up.

“I mean, It isn't as though I haven't Iived up to my contract, goodness knows….” she continued as her gloves puffed up into a larger, cartoonish styled pair. Her arms stretching and bending, in an oddly rubber-hose manner.

“And goodness knows, it isn't as though I haven't kept myself trim. Goodness knows, I-I've done that.” She rambled on as her arms became pitch black, while her glamorous, heart tipped boots shifted into floppy, garish green flippers.

“I’m just saying, sometimes a girl needs some time to herself! To relax and just turn her brain off, y’know? Goodness knows, that isn’t too much to ask…” Her slender, and feminine walk transitioned into a dopey and awkward waddle, as the suit she wore stretched into a big bulky sack. Symbols depicting a screw, a baseball and a dollar sign etching themselves on her body.

“Hmm, That's strange. All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself….” Rouge pondered as a big, pointed dunce cap sprouted out from her head. “Oh, I feel all right. And yet, I…. I uh....” The odd looking bat blinked and stood there as her train of thought completely derailed. Her IQ and cunning intellect dropped like a rock, leaving her scratching her head with a dopey smile and an equally ditzy giggle.

“Duuuuhhh… What was I saying?” she asked with an empty, cross eyed look on her face. “….Doh well. Probably nothing if me forget it~ Duh huh huh!” With that, the weird little screwball waddled to… well, she didn’t know where she was going. But she was enjoying her walk. Giggling and chuckling as all the coins and gemstones in her body jingled and jangled with each dopey step she took. Hopefully someone would find her and extract the Abstract Amethyst from her body… Assuming they don’t end up as strange and screwy as “Rouge the Moneybag” here….

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Here’s another “Screwball” Transformation based on the Screwball Fiona pic I did a while back.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59908707/

The art was a gift done by a different friend of mine, who I’ve decided to keep anonymous.
Long story short, they quit TF art for personal reasons I won’t get into. And seeing as how they’re more than likely never going to upload this (and another gift they made me) I thought it’d be okay to give it a home on my page. (To clarify, this is a completely different friend of mine and not my usual sketch pal.)

Despite all of that, I hope ya’ll still like the piece. ^^