Hi, billy mays here with the exciting product the mew blade...it "mews" over everything and anything...wood, vinyl, stone, concrete, doghair, your hair, my hair..the mew blade does it all. Perfect for that salad..a perfect cut everytime. With other blade they'll break and a blade like this would cost hundreds of dollars but right now if you call now..I'll let you have it..not for $400, not $300...and not 200...but for the saving of four easy payments of 45.95..and call now and We'll double your order and give you two for double chopping action. But wait there's more! Call now and we'll slice the price in half so you only pay two payments of 45.95..you can't beat an offer like that so call now and get your mew blade today!

I'm not sure how you managed to get first post with such a long post, but I salute you.

and I said it in just about the same way as billy mays..then again his commercials are usually the same thing most of the time.

It's only missing one thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLwrdp8RV5A

Nicely done. I am sure they will love it.

Epic Awesomeness! ~stares wide-eyed at the awesome picture for ten minutes~

awesome pic. Seeing all this mewtwo and other poke-sonas around makes me wanna get one of my own.

why not

Maybe her 2' long of titanium head blade slammed down into your skull would be sufficient enough.

Good point... I'd keep my distance

I've seen, and definitely Favoriting. I'll comment on dA instead of on FA though.

And just realized something... you put my Mewblade's gender as "Male". Please tell me that's a typo and that you knew she was a girl, or forgiveably an "it".

Well, I guess it was, both options were kinda close to each other and I'm not used to using the touch pad of my laptop. Sorry about that

Honestly scared me. It's one of those things in the back of my mind that nags me that says to myself, "I don't do enough to make that obvious. Should I have slapped boobs on her?" Be glad you did add a few feminine qualities to Neo and your other girls since for some people they see Mewblade and go, "Guy." The plague of trying ot be slightly more unique bites.

Metal. :3