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Disposition - a Whackadoodle Inn Thursday Prompt - humor
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The Doc blinked and then grinned. "You misunderstand me, sir-for once the pun was unintentional. No, I mean that man is relatively hairless-whereas, through some sadistic quirk of nature, most other male animals are endowed with hairy penises. A cat's penis, for instance, is covered with short, spiky hairs-which face in the wrong direction." Murmurs of surprise and sympathy ran around the tavern; a few ladies winced. "Small wonder, then," the Doe went on, folding his hands across his expansive belly, "that a female cat doesn't much feel like putting out-for any tom dickin' hairy." The horrified silence stretched out for nearly five seconds and then we awarded him the Supreme Accolade: as one we left our drinks where they stood, held our noses, and fled screaming into the night.
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