A song originally intended to accompany the release of John Green's book Everything is Tuberculosis, but was scrapped at the last minute due to the realization that exposing the mass Nerdfighter audience to UTAU would cause high levels of radiation all over the globe.
(Totally true.)

Actually an UTAU Kasane Teto parody of Girl You Need A Shot (Of B12) from American Dad.
I have so much more of these parodies I am not ready to release yet.

[Lyrics]

Girl, you're gonna need John Green

Girl, you need a shot for T12
You know you do

You got T12 flowin' through your system
Better lose your boyfriend before I take him
T12 will make you feel all bright and alert
Lay down on my bed and take off your shirt
Teto 12 the biggest girl band, and that's for sure
More girls than I think you've ever seen before
And dark leafy greens will give you other things
But you'll lose T12 when my girls sing, oh
Girl, you need a shot for T twelve (Break it down!)

I'm T1 and I'm tons of fun

I-I-I-I'm T2, I wanna get with you
I'm T3, wanna be with me
I'm T4 and I'll make you floored
I'm T5, I'll make you feel alive
I'm T6, I'll pick up sticks
I'm T7, I'll take you to heaven
I'm T8 and I am great
I'm T9 and I'm online
I'm T10, I remember when
I'm T11, I'm in love with T7
I'm T twelve and we're --

Teto 12

Girl, you need a shot for T12
You know you do (Roll call!)

Teto
Teto
Teto
Teto
Teto
Teto
Teto
Te-te-te-te-Teto
Teto, yeah
Teto
Kasane T
And Teto-chan


Girl, you need a shot for T12 (Let's hear about the Tetos)
R-R-R-R-Real girl
Bad girl
Japanese
My plushie ripped
I'm sweet
I can sing
Gorgeous
I'm T8, I've got the voice of an AI
My software got too old
I have no penis
I'm grumpy
I'm eepy

And together we are (Teto 12)

Girl, you need a shot for T12
You know you do
Girl, you need a shot for T12
It's overdue