Yeah, you're a big strong troll with huge sharp tusks...but you will never knock back another beer.
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Nonsense! They just look like idiot savants as they raise their glasses high and pour every drop into their open gullet.
Or, if a place has tall, thin glasses, they could hold it funny and raise it between the tusks. Hell, even if they did use straws, it's WOW, so they'd be a foot long, five inches wide, and carved with runes or something. They'd look ridiculous, cartoony, and badass, and woe unto anyone who jokes about a troll using them... in words short enough for a troll to comprehend.
Or, if a place has tall, thin glasses, they could hold it funny and raise it between the tusks. Hell, even if they did use straws, it's WOW, so they'd be a foot long, five inches wide, and carved with runes or something. They'd look ridiculous, cartoony, and badass, and woe unto anyone who jokes about a troll using them... in words short enough for a troll to comprehend.
I guess if a thirsty troll is skilled enough(probably after reaching a certaing level), he can pour this tasty beverage along his tusks, ultimately guiding the stream into his eager mouth, thus neglecting all need for a rune-ridden straws ;3
Very amusing, thanks for a daybright !
Very amusing, thanks for a daybright !
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