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Yes, that’s right; I’ve been playing Dwarf Fortress again!
I was in the middle of building a grand, public mausoleum, because there was a shamefully tall pile of corpses in the rubbish pile that aught to be put somewhere more respectful. The ghosts of these fallen dwarves seemed to agree because as the statues where all being manoeuvred into place a ‘Ghostly Trader’ battered one of my Miners. I say battered; he ripped off his entire left leg.
This was no ordinary miner, though - he was a legend. He crawled his own ass through the dinning room and up a flight of stairs to the hospital and was out of it again in a single season. He was walking with a crutch and just got strait back to work! That’s grit, right there. Keep Calm and Carry On.