Another delightful collaboration with  GeoHolms! This is actually something I've had on my backburner for multiple years (I wrote the initial part below back then) but stalled out since I couldn't think of the right chaos fuzzy to use. Good thing Geo has quite the arsenal of those to choose from ;)

In other news, I'm still fiddling with the font to use for the icon descriptions. I like Jokerman for the title itself but not sure if it works for the description proper.


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Jim, Tim, and Finn did not get along. They simmered in antipathy, stewed in resentment, and marinated in annoyance. The origin of this rich demi-glace was a long and epic cycle of recriminations that, upon full recitation, would bring any listener to tears at the tragedy laid bare before them. Suffice it to say, only bad things could happen if these three were placed within auditory, visual, or olfactory range of one another. Which, of course, happened regularly.

Their new boss at the Burger Bungalow was a real go-getter with wild ideas about “functional workplaces” and “improvement from overcoming adversity” and “no duels in the break room”. Unwilling to settle for the status quo, she set the trio a single task: by the end of the week, go a single shift together without fighting.

Elaboration quickly became necessary. “No fighting”, aside from the traditional definition, was expanded to include sarcasm, insults or other verbal detractions, passive-aggressiveness, aggressive-aggressiveness, all non-standard eyebrow movement, and any action that had to be explained with the word “technically”.

Thoroughly outwitted, Jim, Tim, and Finn found themselves with but one option: to forge a pact with dark forces beyond mortal ken.