He is so darn sexy.

i bet randy wants to cuddle up to this handsome sheep dog, yes?

You know me way too darn well daddy Jake.

you have a very nice body, randy

Awwwww thanks daddy Jake but you're much sexier. And taller. And fluffier. Hotter too. Hehe.🥴🥵 I bet you give great snuggles daddy Jake.💪🤗🤤

hehe well i am a cuddle bug

Yeah you are. You definitely are daddy Jake. Hey, did any of ferry's characters tell you about the idea I had by any chance? I think you'd really love the idea once you hear it if you haven't already been told.

are you sure a little ole collie like me can compete against the bigger dogs?

You would be a judge. You could do a judge's exhibition if you felt like it. You would have to use the doggos gyms magic weights to help you get big enough to really give me good snuggles. But it's ok if you want to do that. I will always allow that. After all, I'm a judge too. So what do you say Jake. You wanna do a judge's exhibition just for fun? Or is that all too much for you to think about right now.

hehe i don't need a gym to work out i got my muscles from working on the farm and lifting these 1000lb hay bales

Maybe I could provide you with heavier hay bales. Perhaps that might help your muscles get bigger and more noticable. I really think you'd benefit from heavier hay bales. I want you to be seriously big since you're the only Border Collie in the event. There's none in the judged part or in the exhibition part. Which is why you really, seriously need to be as big and as muscular as you can possibly stand to become. I actually have six 10,000 pound hay bales for you as a little bit of an incentive for you to get seriously big and ridiculously muscular. Do you think you'd be up to the challenge Jake? Pretty please? Just for me my sweet daddy Jake?🥺

he picks up one bale in one paw and another bale in the other

hey these are pretty light

Randy: Oh no really? They are? I was hoping that wouldn't be the case. Maybe I need to get you even heavier hay bales then if those hay bales are too light for you. How heavy do you need them to be? Any number you can think of I have available for you to use right away. I'm serious. I really do want you to be the biggest and most muscular dog/ canine at this event. I'll do anything to make that dream a reality. Anything.🤤🤤🤤🤤

jake- haha i can even juggle with these bales

he picks up 3 huge hay bales and juggles them

Randy: Ok. Noted. You obviously need way, way, way heavier hay bales to lift. How does 10 100,000 pound hay bales sound to you? Hopefully that'll be a little bit more of a challenge for you.

ooh sounds intense but i'll try

Randy: That's exactly what I love hearing daddy Jake. You're gonna do great with this workout thing I promise. Just do it every day and I think you'll look absolutely great for the upcoming muscle review on September 14th. You don't have a whole lot of time to get as big as possible so I would get started right away if I were you daddy Jake. Just so you can get as big and as muscular as possible.

he's already lifting hay bales

98...99....100....phew how was that randy?

Randy: Well I must say that looked fairly easy to you daddy Jake. Hopefully I'm wrong in assuming that.

he's still counting his lifts 198...199...200! phew this sure makes me sweaty

Nice job daddy Jake. You're doing really good so far. Just so you know, I went ahead and made those hay bales magic so your muscles could grow 60 percent more quickly. I really hope that you're ok with me doing that but you have to understand the event is this Sunday so I kinda have to resort to this to help you out.

well i guess they would help me to work faster on the farm. hehe gotta herd those sheep ya know

so handsome

thanks mate you want to ...you know? (wiggles paws)

i kiss your paws

wolf kisses are so sweet

i kiss your nose

aw come here mate

he holds you tight for a big hug

you're so fluffy

i have a very cuddly coat don't i

yes you have

just like my handsome wolf friend

I caress your chest

making him pant

It seems like you like it

this is awesome mate

now your six pack

he lays back to stretch out for you

I start to caress

he blushes as you rub his muscles

so strong

hehe well i do lift hay bales on a daily basis

It make you more strong

he picks up a hay bale with just one hand to demonstrate

very strong

thanks mate. i work out a lot

to work in the field you need to be strong

oh absolutely

And very hot

aw thank you mate you're such a nice wolf

and must be tired after working hard

well i am a little tired i guess

let me take care of you

he hugs you

i'd love that

not so strong

oops sorry mate

Do you train with Duncan?

no i train with my brother jack

he is very strong too

yeah just like me

Very strong and hot

hehe thanks

you're welcome