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AMA: As your alter-ego, how does your character take a bath?
As your alter-ego, what special consideration/products/devices do you use to effectively take a bath?
AMA - Grooming!
Humans want to know....how do you shower?
Lu-Man: with water. And soap.
Crash: As a human. Cause it's too much trouble as a werewolf.
Jason: That is a lie. He showers as a wolf all the time. He shakes off after showering too! We find fur slung on the shower walls, on the ceiling occasionally, on the toilet, on the floor, the door, the sink, I still don't know how he did that one.
Lu-Man: Okay, okay. I use a body shampoo designed for fur. I rinse, then I shake dry as best as I can. After shaking dry, I use my first towel, it's a thicker towel designed to help push water down. I start at my head, pushing the excess water off my body. Then I shake again. I use my second towel to finish drying. Then I get out, brush teeth and do other business. When I'm done, my fur is dry, looks and smells great, and I can wear clothing.
Crash: Okay, so sometimes if I'm covered in muck I'll shower in wolf form then shift. It's just easier!
Elouise: With body wash, of course.
Jason: She uses dog shampoo!
Elouise punches Jason in the shoulder. He yelps, and rubs his shoulder. "Calm down, Wally!"
Elouise snarls: "I'll show you Wally in a minute!"
Crash begins to laugh. With a snarl, Elouise turns on him, "What are you laughing at, Fido?!"
He holds his hands up in surrender. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Truce, I call a truce. I just want to know one question. Do we use the same brand?"
And that's how the fight started.
AMA - Grooming!
Humans want to know....how do you shower?
Lu-Man: with water. And soap.
Crash: As a human. Cause it's too much trouble as a werewolf.
Jason: That is a lie. He showers as a wolf all the time. He shakes off after showering too! We find fur slung on the shower walls, on the ceiling occasionally, on the toilet, on the floor, the door, the sink, I still don't know how he did that one.
Lu-Man: Okay, okay. I use a body shampoo designed for fur. I rinse, then I shake dry as best as I can. After shaking dry, I use my first towel, it's a thicker towel designed to help push water down. I start at my head, pushing the excess water off my body. Then I shake again. I use my second towel to finish drying. Then I get out, brush teeth and do other business. When I'm done, my fur is dry, looks and smells great, and I can wear clothing.
Crash: Okay, so sometimes if I'm covered in muck I'll shower in wolf form then shift. It's just easier!
Elouise: With body wash, of course.
Jason: She uses dog shampoo!
Elouise punches Jason in the shoulder. He yelps, and rubs his shoulder. "Calm down, Wally!"
Elouise snarls: "I'll show you Wally in a minute!"
Crash begins to laugh. With a snarl, Elouise turns on him, "What are you laughing at, Fido?!"
He holds his hands up in surrender. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Truce, I call a truce. I just want to know one question. Do we use the same brand?"
And that's how the fight started.
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The banter about the loose fur going everywhere really sticks out for its description. Shows just how challenging it would be to bathe as a wolf.
I used to bathe my German Shepherd Dog in the tub, and can confirm: fur goes everywhere, and yes, that includes the ceiling and the sink.
I used to bathe my German Shepherd Dog in the tub, and can confirm: fur goes everywhere, and yes, that includes the ceiling and the sink.
My GSD and I had an agreement: he could shake all he wanted in the tub (I always wore swim trunks, so I didn't care), but afterward he had to stay still while I wrapped him in the biggest beach towel I had and vigorously rubbed him for several minutes. I'd say "Doggie Burrito Time!" and he'd lean in and wiggle around as I worked. Much growling and groaning from the old bear.
Then I'd turn him loose and we'd head outside, where the dog would sprawl on the pavement under the hot sun and roll and roll and roll. When he was finished with his rolls, he'd lay there and let the sun finish the job.
Man, I miss that dog.
Then I'd turn him loose and we'd head outside, where the dog would sprawl on the pavement under the hot sun and roll and roll and roll. When he was finished with his rolls, he'd lay there and let the sun finish the job.
Man, I miss that dog.
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