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A poster found in the wolf community center, next to "Tongue care" and "Howling tips and tricks."
thatoneguy297 sent an old diagram of metal cutlery spoons my way. I am not always so easily swayed, but c'mon, a spoon diagram? This nearly wrote itself after that.
thatoneguy297 sent an old diagram of metal cutlery spoons my way. I am not always so easily swayed, but c'mon, a spoon diagram? This nearly wrote itself after that.
Category All / Comics
Species Wolf
Size 1006 x 1200px
File Size 377.3 kB
Doodly dood! I love this. As adorable as the drawings are, my single favorite detail is the font for "Ways and Means" and the way (and mean) the W and M lines parallel and the A's and S's align. Grrrrrrrrrrreat! The trademark is funny, too... does that mean the poster is trademarked, or the actual spoonings? Do I have to pay royalties if I'm involved in a snifty-nine?
Any word with M, W or A usually calls for Avant Garde font action. I imagine these handy hints to be part of a larger series on wolf interaction; the TM is just a formality.
Yes, royalties of "Snifty-Nine" must be paid- in the form of more cuddles, to be delivered in person to the creator. ;3
Yes, royalties of "Snifty-Nine" must be paid- in the form of more cuddles, to be delivered in person to the creator. ;3
That is indeed a problem with most cuddling positions. However, science has a solution: The cuddle mattress.
Dear Mr Redacteur,
Thank you very much for the instructive pamphlet "Spooning: Ways and Means™" I received in my inbox the other day. Firstly let me express how well drawn the positions are and the attention to detail in choosing and creating a suitable font. The positions are all very well drawn and bring a smile to my face with the emotions depicted (or perhaps just interpreted by myself). Your work is, as always, witty, unique, well drawn, cute and suggestive whilst remaining entirely smut free.
For too long spooning has been lacking regulations and a common vocabulary to allow communication between partners of what kind of spooning they wish to engage in. It is a sad state of affairs when people can easily understand "69" "Missionary" "Reverse Cowgirl" or "Half inverted piledriver with a twist" and yet cannot adequately express how they wish to snuggle with their loved one after the sweaty festivities have come to an end. If you ever do any other works on this mater you should collect them into a "Cuddle Sutra" so more people can be educated in the vocabulary and number of positions.
Yours Truly,
Drackir Solstice
P.S. Whilst I lack a partner for spooning currently I will be attempting most of these positions in the future. Alas I think with my generous frame a "Snifty-Nine" may lead to crushing or asphyxiation of my partner!
Thank you very much for the instructive pamphlet "Spooning: Ways and Means™" I received in my inbox the other day. Firstly let me express how well drawn the positions are and the attention to detail in choosing and creating a suitable font. The positions are all very well drawn and bring a smile to my face with the emotions depicted (or perhaps just interpreted by myself). Your work is, as always, witty, unique, well drawn, cute and suggestive whilst remaining entirely smut free.
For too long spooning has been lacking regulations and a common vocabulary to allow communication between partners of what kind of spooning they wish to engage in. It is a sad state of affairs when people can easily understand "69" "Missionary" "Reverse Cowgirl" or "Half inverted piledriver with a twist" and yet cannot adequately express how they wish to snuggle with their loved one after the sweaty festivities have come to an end. If you ever do any other works on this mater you should collect them into a "Cuddle Sutra" so more people can be educated in the vocabulary and number of positions.
Yours Truly,
Drackir Solstice
P.S. Whilst I lack a partner for spooning currently I will be attempting most of these positions in the future. Alas I think with my generous frame a "Snifty-Nine" may lead to crushing or asphyxiation of my partner!
Thank you very much for your kind words of admiration and encouragement; I shall certainly collect this and any other related works into a "compendium of cuddliness" of sorts in due time. It should be noted that the "Snifty-Nine" is conducted with both partners on their sides. In the event of size disparity, pillows should be used to augment one's position in order to maximize the snout-to-belly surface area of contact.
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