Gardevoir's Stage Fright
My first actual thing I've ever drawn that wasn't stick figures or character practice, or a crotch/torso shot or a butt shot or a customized character. Nope, just a drawing I photoshopped the heck out of. It could be better, but it's not that bad to me. :)
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I FORGOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG I WAS GOING TO SING AND NOW MY TRAINER IS GOING TO HATE ME FOREVER AND SEND ME AWAY TO LIVE IN THE DAY CARE FOREVER AND NEVER PICK ME UP AND LEAVE A DITTO IN THERE JUST TO MATE WITH ME AND THEN HE’LL GIVE MY BABIES AWAY TO SOME PEOPLE LIVING IN TRAILERS WHO’LL SELL THEM TO TEAM ROCKET AND THE BABIES WILL GROW UP TO BE CRIMINALS WHO KILL AND STEAL AND LIE AND CHEAT THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE AND THEN TEAM ROCKET WILL HIRE MY OWN BABIES TO KILL ME AND MY TRAINER WON’T CARE BECAUSE HE’S CAUGHT AN ESPEON THAT LISTENS TO HIM NO MATTER WHAT AND DOESN’T CARE WHAT HE SAYS SO MY TRAINER WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT ME AND HE WON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I FORGOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG I WAS GOING TO SING AND NOW MY TRAINER IS GOING TO HATE ME FOREVER AND SEND ME AWAY TO LIVE IN THE DAY CARE FOREVER AND NEVER PICK ME UP AND LEAVE A DITTO IN THERE JUST TO MATE WITH ME AND THEN HE’LL GIVE MY BABIES AWAY TO SOME PEOPLE LIVING IN TRAILERS WHO’LL SELL THEM TO TEAM ROCKET AND THE BABIES WILL GROW UP TO BE CRIMINALS WHO KILL AND STEAL AND LIE AND CHEAT THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE AND THEN TEAM ROCKET WILL HIRE MY OWN BABIES TO KILL ME AND MY TRAINER WON’T CARE BECAUSE HE’S CAUGHT AN ESPEON THAT LISTENS TO HIM NO MATTER WHAT AND DOESN’T CARE WHAT HE SAYS SO MY TRAINER WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT ME AND HE WON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
Category Artwork (Digital) / Pokemon
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 800 x 800px
File Size 251.4 kB
Aww...Poor Gardevoir.
I would never do that to my little Lucia (Gardevoir)! If she forgot the words to her song because of stage fright, that'd be no reason to hate her forever. And I certainly wouldn't abandon her in a day care with a creepy ditto.
No, if I were to leave her in the daycare, it would be with a refined and gentlemanly mate. And I still have yet to find such a mate for her.
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God, her egg group sucks. She has the worst Pokemon to select a mate from! Why couldn't her egg group be humanoid or something like that!? She has all the freaks with her with the amorphous egg group...
I would never do that to my little Lucia (Gardevoir)! If she forgot the words to her song because of stage fright, that'd be no reason to hate her forever. And I certainly wouldn't abandon her in a day care with a creepy ditto.
No, if I were to leave her in the daycare, it would be with a refined and gentlemanly mate. And I still have yet to find such a mate for her.
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God, her egg group sucks. She has the worst Pokemon to select a mate from! Why couldn't her egg group be humanoid or something like that!? She has all the freaks with her with the amorphous egg group...
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