thats right ladies, gents, creatures inbetween and more; WE'RE GETTING PHYSICAL. No longer are you bound by layers of abstraction glued behind the pixels of a 2d screen! ITS SHREK 3D ALL OVER AGAIN. Or spy kids 3d, if you are cool.

I assume no explanation is needed regarding my goals here, I'm sure it speaks for itself (it lives, it speaks, it thinks, it hungers)

ft. sporecam (dont worry about it its fine i swear its a normal camera i promise)