This needs a wee bit of setup.

I was chatting online with Unciaa and mentioned that my back was killing me - he rps that he has a knife and it stabbing my back. I go - "Hey! What are you DOING? "and grab him by the scruff of the neck and hold him away...

"It's for your own good!" he squeaks, claiming that he was protecting me from my back which was trying to kill me!

So... never give a ferret a knife.. they be dangerous. :)