FIZ WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT YOUR TROLLING LEVEL?

IT'S OVER 9000

oh wait

What nine thousand!?.. Well that's actually some darn good trollin! D:

Fizgig. <3

I admit it.

I'm the cancer that is killing /b/ and 4chan as a whole. Every furry friday post? Me. Every person army raid request? Me. Every "it's a hero, not an hero, idiot!" post? Me. Posts that have sage in the wrong field? Me.

I tried to fit in, but I couldn't. I tried to learn all the memes, but I just failed so hard. I got pissed at every "lurk moar" post directed towards me. I got enraged at every "epic fail" post directed towards me. I burned up in a murderous rage at every "gb2/bed/" post directed towards me.

I thought I was a good troll, I thought I was an awesome /b/tard. But it just occurred to me that no, I am it. The cancer. The cancer that is killing what I held so sacred: /b/ and 4chan.

Well enough is enough. I've seen the error of my ways, and by God, I'm gonna try my hardest to be the best /b/tard ever. And well, if I fail again, I guess I'll just move with my Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

I admit it.

I'm the cancer that is killing /b/ and 4chan as a whole. Every furry friday post? Me. Every person army raid request? Me. Every "it's a hero, not an hero, idiot!" post? Me. Posts that have sage in the wrong field? Me.

I tried to fit in, but I couldn't. I tried to learn all the memes, but I just failed so hard. I got pissed at every "lurk moar" post directed towards me. I got enraged at every "epic fail" post directed towards me. I burned up in a murderous rage at every "gb2/bed/" post directed towards me.

I thought I was a good troll, I thought I was an awesome /b/tard. But it just occurred to me that no, I am it. The cancer. The cancer that is killing what I held so sacred: /b/ and 4chan.

Well enough is enough. I've seen the error of my ways, and by God, I'm gonna try my hardest to be the best /b/tard ever. And well, if I fail again, I guess I'll just move with my Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

LOL COPYPASTA >=(

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT FIZ!



But Bel-Air is pretty too.

so, lets see...Bitches don't know about the power levels of my Shoop-Da-Longfiz. I gurantee it.

you forgot pedobear

DAMMIT ;-;. SON OF AN...ASS. I blame the PC Load Letter

Ooops, comp's too fast cuz the v-tec just kicked in yo,...~desu!

It's hilarious. Everyone on 4chan act all desperate about that stuff. And yet, I hardly know a thing about them.

"Hey Aqua!"
"what?"
"I'm charging up mah lazer!!!!"

"._....da fuck?"

Seriously had no idea what that shit was about until someone said it to me, and I'm like seriously what the hell does that mean? And then they had to esplain it to me.

Hahaha yea

I admit it.

I'm the cancer that is killing /b/ and 4chan as a whole. Every furry friday post? Me. Every person army raid request? Me. Every "it's a hero, not an hero, idiot!" post? Me. Posts that have sage in the wrong field? Me.

I tried to fit in, but I couldn't. I tried to learn all the memes, but I just failed so hard. I got pissed at every "lurk moar" post directed towards me. I got enraged at every "epic fail" post directed towards me. I burned up in a murderous rage at every "gb2/bed/" post directed towards me.

I thought I was a good troll, I thought I was an awesome /b/tard. But it just occurred to me that no, I am it. The cancer. The cancer that is killing what I held so sacred: /b/ and 4chan.

Well enough is enough. I've seen the error of my ways, and by God, I'm gonna try my hardest to be the best /b/tard ever. And well, if I fail again, I guess I'll just move with my Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

I admit it.

I'm the cancer that is killing /b/ and 4chan as a whole. Every furry friday post? Me. Every person army raid request? Me. Every "it's a hero, not an hero, idiot!" post? Me. Posts that have sage in the wrong field? Me.

I tried to fit in, but I couldn't. I tried to learn all the memes, but I just failed so hard. I got pissed at every "lurk moar" post directed towards me. I got enraged at every "epic fail" post directed towards me. I burned up in a murderous rage at every "gb2/bed/" post directed towards me.

I thought I was a good troll, I thought I was an awesome /b/tard. But it just occurred to me that no, I am it. The cancer. The cancer that is killing what I held so sacred: /b/ and 4chan.

Well enough is enough. I've seen the error of my ways, and by God, I'm gonna try my hardest to be the best /b/tard ever. And well, if I fail again, I guess I'll just move with my Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA IS COPYPASTA hahahah yes, this is made of win it is!

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WAAAABAFET!!
4chan. Serious business. I'm cereal.

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lurk moar

murk loar

epic fail *makes thread about it*

fepic mail *braces for impact*

Epic fail.

Fepic Mail

Moonerisms, spuch?

IM'A SUCKING 9000 FIZES!!

You taught us to fear computerized text all over again.

I'd still hit you.
:C

Never noticed you.

That mean you're one of the newfags flooding Encyclopedia Dramatica with fail?

no, not at all.

im a newfag at ED because ive only had an account for a few months, but i fill it with awesome.