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Something special not only for furs but pets too. From the kitchens of
sgredalert and model; friend pet rat named Goat.
Recipe
2 Bananas
1 Cup of Ice
1 Cup of Milk
3 Tablespoons of Peanut Butter
A blender
1. Pull out a gun and shoot the man running towards you with two bananas, screaming. Take the bananas, peel them, and chop them, thus, disarming him. Put the chopped bananas in your blender.
2. Pour milk, peanut butter and ice in your blender. Be careful, not all blenders can handle ice! The blender I used is easy to tell, as it has a button on it that says Ice Crush - Pump. If your blender doesn't have an ice crush button, put your ice in a plastic zipper bag, wrap that in a towel, take it outside and smash it with a hammer until the ears of the people who live in the apartment underneath you start bleeding. Or until it's sufficiently crushed into manageable chunks. If you see rust from your decaying hammer on the ice and have not gotten a Tetanus shot please use it anyway if you enjoy Twilight or Justin Beiber. If you do not like either of these things, please re-smash the ice and make sure the hammer did not puncture the bag this time.
3. If your blender has an Ice Crush button, press it over and over again with pauses in between as to not burn the motor out. When you stop hearing the horrific bone crushing grinding sound coming from your quaint white housewife blender, press the Blend button until it starts to look less like a cow threw up in the Antarctic and more like a peanut butter banana smoothie. If you own a blender that is any other colour than white or off-white, press the Blend button and pat yourself on the back and ponder the rest of your fantastic existence until your smoothie is a smoothie.
4. Pour your smoothie into a cool glass, laugh, and say "Don't breathe this!" and then enjoy. If you have never had a peanut butter banana smoothie before, it is perfectly normal to take your first sip and think of how much it tastes like a peanut butter banana sandwich, only cold and through a straw. Mmm.
That would be my pet rat, Goat, by the way. Rats are sweet and never bite anyone, and since this recipe contains very little sugar or fattening ingredients and contains nothing harmful to rats, I decided to give him a bowl of it as well, as a treat for taking a bath and letting me scrub the hell out of his cage without spazzing out and being mad at me for scrubbing his scent off of everything.
Please fave and comment on the original submission here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6122297/
Allergy warning – recipe contains nut (peanut) & dairy products
Something special not only for furs but pets too. From the kitchens of
sgredalert and model; friend pet rat named Goat.******************************Recipe
2 Bananas
1 Cup of Ice
1 Cup of Milk
3 Tablespoons of Peanut Butter
A blender
1. Pull out a gun and shoot the man running towards you with two bananas, screaming. Take the bananas, peel them, and chop them, thus, disarming him. Put the chopped bananas in your blender.
2. Pour milk, peanut butter and ice in your blender. Be careful, not all blenders can handle ice! The blender I used is easy to tell, as it has a button on it that says Ice Crush - Pump. If your blender doesn't have an ice crush button, put your ice in a plastic zipper bag, wrap that in a towel, take it outside and smash it with a hammer until the ears of the people who live in the apartment underneath you start bleeding. Or until it's sufficiently crushed into manageable chunks. If you see rust from your decaying hammer on the ice and have not gotten a Tetanus shot please use it anyway if you enjoy Twilight or Justin Beiber. If you do not like either of these things, please re-smash the ice and make sure the hammer did not puncture the bag this time.
3. If your blender has an Ice Crush button, press it over and over again with pauses in between as to not burn the motor out. When you stop hearing the horrific bone crushing grinding sound coming from your quaint white housewife blender, press the Blend button until it starts to look less like a cow threw up in the Antarctic and more like a peanut butter banana smoothie. If you own a blender that is any other colour than white or off-white, press the Blend button and pat yourself on the back and ponder the rest of your fantastic existence until your smoothie is a smoothie.
4. Pour your smoothie into a cool glass, laugh, and say "Don't breathe this!" and then enjoy. If you have never had a peanut butter banana smoothie before, it is perfectly normal to take your first sip and think of how much it tastes like a peanut butter banana sandwich, only cold and through a straw. Mmm.
That would be my pet rat, Goat, by the way. Rats are sweet and never bite anyone, and since this recipe contains very little sugar or fattening ingredients and contains nothing harmful to rats, I decided to give him a bowl of it as well, as a treat for taking a bath and letting me scrub the hell out of his cage without spazzing out and being mad at me for scrubbing his scent off of everything.
******************************Please fave and comment on the original submission here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6122297/
Allergy warning – recipe contains nut (peanut) & dairy products
Category Photography / Tutorials
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 632 x 476px
File Size 497.7 kB
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