So like this one time I was wearing me old pelt hey, and I thought it would be funny if I like, went to dinner with a bunch of me mates from before I like, digivolved in such a way that I’m like, technically not considered standardly alive. I thought it’d be funny. Well it turns out that they already knew about the whole becoming a dexdorugamon thing from social media because I like, kept posting about it and when I showed up in me pelt they couldnt let me into the restaurant because I smell bad, but then I was like “no, that’s not me pelt, that’s just me.” And they still wouldn’t let me in. So I climbed through a window but it turns out it was the wrong window and I ended up in the drycleaning shop next door and I got stuck on the track thing that moves the clothes through the big washing machine ey. Well, it turns out the dry cleaning process doesnt completely kill the magical microbe that keeps me animate yeah, and so then after I go through the drycleaning machine and end up wearing a bunch of other people’s clothes as a result which I’m sure they wont mind, I go back next door and try to get into the restaurant before me smells return. But like, it turns out that they could still recognize me even with all the extra clothes, which were now completely shredded and ruined by the way.
I’m in a dumpster right now.