"- Good morning miss ogre, I hope you are in a better mood to talk this morning!
- Yeah I'm in the mood to crunch your flimsy little body and clean my teeth with your bones yeah!
- Look...I understand you are angry and very frustrated...but I just wanna talk...
- And I just wanna fry your flesh in fresh fat and eat it with beer!
- Yes you are hungry and a little grumpy...but hear me out, I wanna propose you a little deal, then we can give you a decent breakfast, ok?
- Why are you wasting my time here exactly? why dont you fucking bring the headsman here and end me once for all, huh?
- I wanna give you a second chance ogre, you can repay your crimes against our kingdom by serving our holy order in this moment of need!
- Is this a elaborate joke?
- No, of course not! we need help and you proven yourself to be a remarkable force in battle...I wanna recruit you, for our warband!
- HAHAHA! you must be truly desperate to beg for my help...funny as it is I will not serve the ones who killed my people...
- Killed your people? what you talking about? we the faithful of the Blazing Dawn are no killers!
- The people who burned our crops and poisoned our water wore your banner...your folk cheered as our children would fell ill and perish, your folk denied us food as we starved to death...I dont know what kind of threat besieges your kingdom but I dont care, you all deserve to die...in pain...
- Listen ogre...I understand that we have not complete control over our believers...and sometimes they may commit acts that the gods do not approve...but...
- DON'T EXCUSE YOUR CRIMES PRIESTESS!!!
- P-please calm down, listen, maybe we can investigate it and punish the culprits...I have the power to...
- No need...those who wronged my folk had their judgement, I gave them the justice of fang and claw...I chew their flesh as they kicked and screamed, their bodies and their agony filled my gullet as the Great Hyena intended...
- Well...if that's the case, and you already tasted your vengeance, can't you take my deal in neutral terms? we forgive you, and you forgive us?
- Forgiveness is the excuse of the weak...even if I ignore the crimes of your church...why should I help your people?why should I help such small minded rabble who dont know how to share their land and their food with those who need?
- You cant flat out judge a entire kingdom based on a few bad apples!
- Then why I can't even step on your cities without pitchforks and torches being pointed at me? why cant I just sit on a tavern and enjoy some mead?...do you think I became a raider for fun!?
- Well I mean no offense...but you are immense and very scary...and you are a man eater...so we can excuse at least a little bit the fear of the peasants dont you think?
- Even if I excuse the harmful ignorance of your people, why do you need my help exactly? yeah I'm strong and mighty and blah blah blah, but your kingdom have your posh knights in shining armor to keep everything in line, why dont you just use these?
- well...things got worse recently, we lost a significant amount of troops in the last war...and the remnant of our troops are currently stretched thin all over the kingdom trying to contain the madness...so we are recruiting small warbands of brave souls to help us in the fight.
- And what kind of threat brought your shiny kingdom to its knees so easy, priestess?
- You probably encountered them already...the Cult of Pain...they brought us to our knees...
- The crazies!? really? how a group of shit smeared mutilated hobos did that?
- They are much more than that! their numbers are endless and they feel no pain or fear, they are appearing everywhere, overwhelming villages and sacrificing or corrupting their inhabitants, they are bringing forth mangled monsters from another plain of existence, nightmares made flesh and bone!
- Oh...I was not aware of that...yet still, that sounds like a you problem not mine...
- Listen...these fiends are bringing fates worse than death to people who dont deserve it and perhaps something even more nefarious to our whole realm ...yes our people is stupid and a little intolerant, but in the end of the day they are just scared creatures trying to survive, there is good intentions on their hearts, they need help, they need heroes in this darkest hour...and if there is any drop of goodness still on your heart you will understand that...
- urrghh...if your accept your pitiful deal to help this peasant rabble and risk my life in the front lines, do I at least earn any confort?any pay?
- Other than earning a pardon for your multiple crimes, we will reward you with proper food and shelter!
- Do I get meat and beer?
- If that's your price, yes!
- Alright...can I eat the people I defeat in combat?
- That's a bit...uncivilized and gross don't you think?
- I'm hungry and I wanna eat my foes!
- Alright alright! fine you can eat the fallen cultists,ok?!
- Good...now we can have a deal, priestess..."

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