Did you seriously just "arr" at me?

Yes, I gather you're from the English West Country and your accent has pronounced rhoticity, but surely you're intelligent enough to say full words.

...maybe you're not, because you're not standing down.

Do you know even know how to use one of these? Of course you don't. Before today your captain didn't even trust you with a letter opener. Can you guess where he is now? "Arr" if you understand.

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Just get over there with the other prisoners. I can't brandish this all day.

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They're all Bobs from the office. Nothing out here but high seas and low IQs. If only she had the pleasure of facing an opponent who wasn't completely brainless.

It's a shame that the smartest person Mina's met on this assignment is her own captain. A double shame that she'll soon have to betray him. A triple shame that his death will be a "special" one. She'd have dearly loved to test that smilodon's sword arm.

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