REN & STIMPY SLAPSTICK
I always love when Ren slaps, hits, and abuses Stimpy because Stimpy actually enjoys it...a lot. I also love the way Ren gets mad and yells at him as he hits him. So I came up with this little scene I always enjoyed playing out in my head.

"Why, you fat, bloated, stupid, EEEEDIOT!" Ren said in anger as he gave Stimpy a very hard punch to his nose. Stimpy's nose jiggled and a sound effect of broken glass rang out. "OW!" Stimpy exclaimed. He covered his nose with his palm. Blood began to ooze out of his nostrils, staining his white glove. Stimpy let go of his nose. It was all crooked and mangled. Stimpy expressed not pain, but pleasure with a dopey dumb stupid smile with his tounge dangling out. "You filthy WORM!" Ren hit Stimpy again with his other fist harder when he said 'worm', this time square in Stimpy mouth. Stimpy's body leaned back from the impact. "OH!" he grunted. This time there was a clattering sound when he got punched, like a sculpture or model breaking apart. Stimpy's lips began to swell and bleed along with his gums. Stimpy covered his fat lip with both hands this time as the bleeding continued to leak out of his nose, between his fingers as he stood there with his body leaned forward, his knees bent, and his butt sticking outward from behind him. He moaned painfully yet euphorically, muffling his voice under his bloodied gloves as he looked at Ren. He uncovered his mouth and gave a wide grin with a few teeth gone and others dangling loose, blood dripping from his gumholes and nostrils. He stared at Ren all beat up with love. Then he gave out a loud, deep 1 1/2 second long fart. The flatulence escaped Stimpy's butt crack and whizzed over to Ren's direction into his nose. Ren gagged and tweaked from the smell. "UGH! (cough cough) OH!! Stinky!" He growled in anger and proceeded to punch Stimpy's face repeatedly until Stimpy was a pile of pulpy liquid on the ground. Stimpy grunted and groaned with every hit and continued to fart more.