I agree. Let me get my sniper buddy and we shall assist you in the destruction of NJP&L

Hooray for snipers.
BAM

Especially the waldo sniper.

OH GOD HE'S EVERYWHE-
*sniped*

Oh come on, it can't be that ba-*bumps into him*

OH SHI-

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

BtchRAGE?

YES
TEARING OFF YOUR FACE
:o

"GET OVER HERE AND FIX MY SHIT"

^I lol'd

AND THEY EVENTUALLY DID FIX MY SHIT.
8 hours after I placed 2 cell-phone calls to customer service, that is. >I ...I called at 10:30, they said it'd be on by 11. I called at 11:30 and they said 12. It came on at like, a little before 8 PM. So around 4 I was just like FUCK THIS and went to the library to use their computers and read books. xD



It's still funny in a screwed up way.
xD

The fact that Central Jersey Power & Light actually has the word Jersey in their name isn't very reassuring.

(I'm just kiddin. I got lotsa love for NJ.)

Yeah, they're a bunch of powerderps, is what they are! D: lol
But yeah, you're one of the few who have love for Jersey, everyone has a bogus idea of what we're supposed to be... like I've actually had an out-of-state online friend ask me if I had a Jersey Shore spray tan. And I was like NO. xD
Fun fact: the people from the Jersey Shore show ARE ACTUALLY FROM LONG ISLAND. New York! ._.