Yes. Much better, you didn’t attack your own ships, or sink innocent British fishing boats.

"Do you see torpedo boats?"

feelin like we won't get to see the exact events of Lana and Jim's vodka night

It's actually part of a paid portfolio... so yes, you can.. it just helps support the comic. https://www.patreon.com/catsncameras/shop is the shop if you are interested though, thanks for being a reader! :)

(Kamchatka sweating intensifies)

"... and Russia rushes in and says 'no no, you can't take that. We were gonna run a railroad through here to try and get some warm water.' And Russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers. And then, when the railroad is done, they downgraded to A FUCK TON.
(did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade.)

And Japan says 'can you maybe chill?'

And Russia says 'How About Maybe You chill?'

Japan is kinda scared of Russia. You'll never guess who's also kinda scared of Russia: Great Britain!

So Japan and Great Britain make an alliance together so they be a little less scared of Russia.

Feeling confident, Japan goes to war with Russia. Just for a moment. Then they both get tired and stop."

-- Bill Wirtz

For any amount of fun! XD