Okay, so one day when I was just being raped by many art blocks sporting baret's, I had an idea to make a sort of filler like thing.

Before Lash became king (while actually JUST fitting the last brick to his castle and evolving into Serperior) he leaves for a while to relax. (Can't think of a better reason)

Anyway, he goes to a bazaar that was in a nearby village and runs into a foreigner female Alakazam who manned a stand just full of knickknacks and curios! Lash saw something he really liked and slithered on over to it, unwillingly knocking over a priceless artifact that is said to have a curse bestowed upon it. And he JUST broke it!! He spun around apologizing like crazy until she suddenly cuts him off and speaks to Lash for the first time. Something Lash wont soon forget. |3

"In the future, you will be as proud as any. But it will soon fall as you experience being a lady~" and cackled crazily before...CLOSING DOWN! Yeah! She just closes shop right in poor confused Lash's face! lol

So like, he heads back empty handed of any kind of souvenirs and such and continues his life as he would. After a few days, he gives his speech to the very few townsfolk of his huge land about how he would be such a glorious king and would do everything in his power to protect them.

One fiiine morning, Lash awakes as he would any day and found out something much different about his balance. It was way off! He was thinner, smaller overall and most obviously, he was endowed with dem tits! And of course...actually, as expected, he was also minus one limb~ Actually, make that two. They were his only limbs. HA!

So he--She goes back to the bazaar where the gypsy Alakazam was and asked what the hell was happening and why was he a she!

"Do not worry, young king, do not fret. After vandalizing my wares, it was destined you'd soon regret."

"Fix me NOW!"

"I am most merciful, but alas. This is a happening in the Past--in which I do not trek.. To return to your former status, you must intake...Many a phallus~ To attain your last glory, you must partake in an orgy~ In order to get back what you lack, you must go bareback~"

*megusta*

"Seven days! It's the rule, all in one week! this is also something else I cannot tweak."

Well that's just great. What's Lash gonna tell his loyal subjects now!?
Enjoy the onslaught of Lady lash in the future folks! :D