Here goes me.. making a completely idiot of myself.

I just figured I would upload this completely senseless and irritating piece of crap. Because now whatever I post, no matter how bad, can only be an improvement. Also for those of you who ARE interested.. this is me, standing in front of my Mic just saying stuff in order to find out if my new Mic position in front of a storage cabinet would add some more "Umpf" to the recording. (which it did)

The voice is unprocessed except for a light dynamic to give it some amplitude.

I hope I am going to regret uploading this later.