My team in the end, those who made it out of the league much fatter than before.

Gatorade - Male Slaking: A power house with every attack. Able to do great amounts of damage with his attacking turns. Now he can just sit back and relax as he deserves

Redbull - Male Crobat: His acrobatics were quite useful for the few pokemon he attacked. Now it seems his weight has finally caught up with him, finally grounding him

Lipton - Volbeat: Sometimes you just gotta take the meme mons to the end. He was quite useful for Sidney, sweeping through a good chunk of his team. Now he’s a champion

Mountain Dew - Female Dusclops: An absolute tank for a good few mons it had to fight. Will-O-Wisp plus hex is an excellent combo. Plus Rest for healing up. She’s even more tanky now with that extra weight

Poland Spring - Female Walrein: A great member for the league, her thick fat was perfect for Glacia, and ice type attacks amazing for Drake. Glad that she survived, where she can relax.