A silly lil tf I wrote based on a prompt my GF gave me!

You're with your girlfriend, who you know is a silly reality shifter... She says she's thirsty, and when you see you're out of everything but water, you find yourself suddenly a lot... Simpler... You find that your body is rigid and metallic, but weak and fragile at the same time. Your mind sloshes around within you. You find yourself disoriented as you feel her hands on you. She cracks open your seal, and you feel a rush of air inside you... She brings her lips up to your metallic body, and you feel your brain start to spill into her mouth, gulp by gulp... Every sip, you lose a bit more you... Eventually, you barely even remember who you were... What you were... You were a can of soda... You're empty now.... You have served your purpose... And suddenly, you're human again, but you feel... Disoriented. Ditzy. Dumb. You can barely comprehend the words she says... You've served your purpose well...