There isn't a single day in my neighborhood where I don't see an immensely obese man walk down the street. Men carrying the largest bellies you've ever seen, often with clothes that leaves nothing to the imagination. Witnessing them is the most cherished part of my every day.

You would think that once your belly is past your knees, you'd pay extra attention to how much of it is showing. And yet, I've never someone so uncaring about his belly fully peeking out. There is no way this man isn't massively proud of his obesity, When you display your fat gut with a shirt above your belly button, you're just telling us all you like to be fatter.