So today when I got home, an Asian assassin got in the house, only I didn’t know it because it was tiny, 2 inches long Prabably. I left kind of late to work at my dad’s place, though I forgot the poncho since it looked like it was gonna rain. I go in and grab it and stuff it in my bag, when I heard my brother call me. I came up to him and he had caught a big ass bug underneath the green plastic case. I immediately thought Asian Giant Hornet just by looking at it. I got him a recipe book to slide under the container to take him outside. We thought about killing it and we decided to try and drown the damn thing. Se we get outside and he gets the thing in a rain barrel. He was struggling to get out so my brother attempted to splash some water on it to try and drown it, but my stupid ass mother or Sister left a rake there meaning my brother stepped on it and got hit on the side of the head. I was gonna push it down with my shoe, but it got out and we ran away like little wusses. Thankfully it didn’t attack us so we were fine. We were all wondering how this thing got in, I went down for some more cake then I decided to check the basement for any possible entrance. I looked around and saw a hole in the duct tape on the wonder with the sump pump, so I got some more duct tape to patch it up. Atleast I think it’s an Asian giant hornet. I searched up cicada killer and it didn’t look like it, Prabably cause the green case masked a bit of the color, though I think that was a tiny assassin from Asia, Prabably to spite us for bringing in t3rrifs. At least it’s not Brazilian import taxes I’m dealing with.