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Got an idea to rank(?) Characters I like on this Fart Chart I saw some other people using. It's a bit clunky making these on my phone, but I definitely plan to post more when I can! First character I'm doing is Keaton from Fire Emblem Fates.
Head canons:
🐺 A diet consisting almost entirely of raw meat would cause anyone's farts to stink like hell. Keaton's farts smell so bad that you can smell them from several feet/meters away. It doesn't help that his farts tend to linger any place he let's one rip...
🐺 Despite the aforementioned stench, Keaton unironically LOVES the stench of his farts. If he feels a particularly big fart coming on, he'll grab a pillow or stuffed animal or something from his "treasures" and fart into that. Probably not a good idea to comment on the smell of any of his treasures, unless you'd rather he fart on you instead.
🐺 Keaton has neither the discipline nor maturity to hold in his farts for an extended period of time. If he has to fart, he will, and if you're unlucky (or lucky, depending on who you ask) to be in the blast zone, then that's on you.
Special technique: scent marking
🐺 Keaton is, by nature, quite territorial of both his things and his loved ones (i.e. you). If he feels that you might be spending too much time away from him, he'll make sure that everyone can smell him on you wherever you go. Be careful with any clothes you leave lying around, because Keaton won't return them until his stench is practically radiating off of them. If you really piss him off, he may just fart all over you instead, and as we established, that stench is never coming out.
Thank you for reading! If you have any characters you want me to do, let me know!
Got an idea to rank(?) Characters I like on this Fart Chart I saw some other people using. It's a bit clunky making these on my phone, but I definitely plan to post more when I can! First character I'm doing is Keaton from Fire Emblem Fates.
Head canons:
🐺 A diet consisting almost entirely of raw meat would cause anyone's farts to stink like hell. Keaton's farts smell so bad that you can smell them from several feet/meters away. It doesn't help that his farts tend to linger any place he let's one rip...
🐺 Despite the aforementioned stench, Keaton unironically LOVES the stench of his farts. If he feels a particularly big fart coming on, he'll grab a pillow or stuffed animal or something from his "treasures" and fart into that. Probably not a good idea to comment on the smell of any of his treasures, unless you'd rather he fart on you instead.
🐺 Keaton has neither the discipline nor maturity to hold in his farts for an extended period of time. If he has to fart, he will, and if you're unlucky (or lucky, depending on who you ask) to be in the blast zone, then that's on you.
Special technique: scent marking
🐺 Keaton is, by nature, quite territorial of both his things and his loved ones (i.e. you). If he feels that you might be spending too much time away from him, he'll make sure that everyone can smell him on you wherever you go. Be careful with any clothes you leave lying around, because Keaton won't return them until his stench is practically radiating off of them. If you really piss him off, he may just fart all over you instead, and as we established, that stench is never coming out.
Thank you for reading! If you have any characters you want me to do, let me know!
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