Day 7

Check out the other days if you haven’t. This is the final day, so that’s cool

The final day. There may be a death or two, and just hastily written without much proof reading, but my stories have basically no proof reading, so accept it. Let’s go!
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Lemmy was finally home sick, he could maybe stay for a month but with all the attacks and near death experiences just made him want to sit back in his bed, watching videos on his laptop. Everyone was ready to leave. Gabo was leaving on his own, while everyone else could fly for free on the airship. They were all walking out with their bags. “Hope you’ve enjoyed your stay.” The table guy said.

Outside, they were waiting for their airship to pick them up. They called them 2 hours ago, so they should be showing up by now. Meanwhile, everyone back at the castle was cleaning it up since it was in shambles, and didn’t send out the airship till it would be 2 hours to clean the castle fully. After a bit more time than anticipated, the airship had finally arrived and Lemmy was anxious to get back home before that degenerate would strike again. “Alright guys, lets go.” Lemmy says as everyone gets on the airship and leaves. And of course, it didn't go without problems. The Sailor had a gun full of Blue chompers, ready to eat almost any material. “You heard me Crock Sucker! Prepare the Crackheads!” The bounty hunter says.

Inside the gun
“I AM SOOO F##KING HIGH RIGHT NOWWW!” C##ckhead 1 says. “I have the munchies.” C##ckhead 2 says.

On the hotel roof.
“FIRE!” The bounty hunter says. The Sailor starts shooting the airship with the crocodile crackhead things.

They get on the airship and start munching away at it. They noticed damage immediately. “Oh God, what's happening!?” Bowser asks. “Something is eating the wood of the airship!” The pilot says. “OH S##T!” Bowser yells. “Listen! You have to land this thing safely, There's a bunch of important cargo that's probably yet to be delivered!” Bowser explains. “YES SIR!” The pilot says as he attempts to land the ship, with rough results.

The ship couldn’t fly properly due to one of the propellers being broken out of the frame. The ship was totaled. “Ohhhh noooo!” Bowser says, seeing the damage. “This is gonna take years to fix!” He adds. “Who did this!?” Ludwig asks. “The bounty hunter guy, that's who!” Lemmy says. “Who’s the bounty for?” Bowser asks. “ME! I apparently have a bounty for some unexplained reason!” Lemmy says. “How!?” Bowser asks. “It's unexplained!” Lemmy replies. “Who is the Bounty Hunter!?” Bowser asks. “I DONT KNOW!?” Lemmy replies. “Guys, can we try to find this guy?” Roy asks. “Ok, well try to find him.” Lemmy says. “Hes probably on the roof.” Ludwig suggests. “Probably, he would probably go undetected up there.” Lemmy says.

Then they all decided to go up to the roof, they had to explain things before just walking up to the room, after that, they went to the very top of the building. They saw them both, the Bounty Hunter and the Sailor guy, both were up on the roof, both were just as guilty holding cannons big enough to fit the crocodile things. Lemmy, letting out some rage shouted out “YOU!” “Ah, Lemmy, you've finally show’n up.” The bounty hunter says. “Bowser! Have you finally decided to sell this brat to us?!” The Sailor says. “I'm not selling Lemmy to you, are you stupid!?” Bowser asks. “Exactly! Why would we give those idiots money? We're trying to get money from Them!” The bounty hunter replies. “Look, Why do you want me? Why me specifically!?” Lemmy asks. “Well, we feel you have the potential to rule the world, so we thought we would have to pick you out before collateral damage could be caused.” The bounty hunter says. “That sounds like a lie.” Lemmy says. “It was, we got a new message from our boss to kidnap you and take you in for research.” The bounty hunter says. “What's so special about me?!” Lemmy says. “That's up to us to find out.” The bounty hunter says. “NO!” Lemmy shouts and jumps at him. “OW!!!” The bounty hunter shouts. Lemy starts beating him up. “I could use some help here guys!” Lemmy shouts. “Alright guys, LET'S FIGHT!” Bowser shouts out. But before they could indulge in the action, the Sailor guy freezes everybody with a freeze ray. “You're not getting away that easily!” The sailor says. “I expected that to appen.” Lemmy says before getting thrown across the room. “OW! HEY!!” He adds. “You're not allowed to have your loser family and friends help you. Your gonna have to help yourself!” “The bounty hunter says. Then Lemmy starts to show how capable he really is. “I could beat you With NO FRIENDS!” He says lunging at the bounty hunter. He starts clawing at his face, mangeling him as much as possible. While that was happening, the bounty hunter started punching Lemmy. While he was punching him, he decided to yank him backwards, causing them to roll down the stairs. They were fighting while falling which is about as painful as it sounds. They were nothing getting quite bruised but both were not finished just yet. On the ground floor, they took the fight outside in the traffic, basically seeing who can last longer with just fists. While the fist fight was happening, Gabo came down and saw him. “LEMMY!” He shouts. “Don’t just stand there! DO SOMETHING!” Lemmy says. Do something Gabo did. He joined the fight, beating up the bounty hunter. While Gabo occupied him, Lemmy was looking for a bomb, just then the sailor man came down. “Bomb him now, I dare you!” The sailor says wielding an elephant gun, willing to turn Lemmy into Paste in front of everyone. “I front of everyone?” He asks. The sailor realizes the circumstance. “That’s what a I thought.” Lemmy says jumping at him and attacking him, he reviled himself as a public enemy, so what harm could be caused for beating up a public enemy. He uses all of his strength on this one guy, Taking the Elephant gun and checking it away and throwing him in a completely different direction. He was so occupied, he nearly forgot about Gabo. “Lemmy, are you gonna help?!” He asks. “Get off you little s##t!” The bounty hunter says. “Right!” Lemmy tries looking for a bomb, he found one, though the bounty hunter got out of Gabo,s grip, he grabs Lemmy and pulls out an Uzi, finger on the trigger, ready to unload a bunch of bullets into the koopa, then a miracle happens. Someone hits the bounty hunter, knocking the gun out of his hand and grabbing Lemmy. It was Sonic. “REALLY!?” Lemmy asks. “Yep!” Sonic says. “You furry bastard! I was gonna kill him!” The bounty hunter says. “Then You’ll have to get him from me!” Sonic says as he dashed off. “We’ll, at least I have the other midget to publicly asassinate.” The bounty hunter says, just as Sonic swoops back to grab Gabo. “Crud.” He adds.

In the streets, the boys had a bit of a talk. Sonic had explained his side of the story that Gabo didn’t know, explaining the ice, it’s quite easily broken, since he was a bit thinner then the others, and had been involved in ice before, so he knows the proper precaution of trying to jump to break the ice. “Do you think he’ll be able to catch up?” Lemmy asks. “Nah, there’s no way he could catch up, only a mad man with a mustache would want to destroy me.” Sonic explains. “I think he’s got a mustache.” Lemmy replies. “He shouldn’t be Dr Eggman, there’s no way he has enough knowledge to make something powerful to catch up to me.” Sonic says as something lands behind him. It was the sailor guy/Bounty Hunter assistant in a mech suit. “Don’t party just yet.” He says. “Oh crap!” Sonic stats and dashes away, somehow the mech was keeping up with Sonic, it was quite unexpected, since he only thought Eggman could make something to just barely catch up to him, he was wrong. The sailor guy caught up and grabbed Sonic. “You're too slow!” The Sailor guy says. “Hey! That’s my line!” Sonic replies. “Hey? Where are the midgets!?” The sailor asks. Sonic had thrown them forward as he was grabbed, in the process, the boys went into their shells and threw them away. They got away quickly and hid. “Where are you!?” The sailor shouts, the boys are hidden within a dumpster. “I don’t want to die.” Gabo says. “Don’t worry, I don’t think he’s noticed us go in here.” Lemmy says, both are being as quiet as humanly possible. Then something ripped the top off the dumpster, the Sailor guy in the Mech. “There you are, you tiny degenerates.” The sailor says. He tries grabbing them but he failed. The scurried away. “Oh no you don’t!” He shouts. He easily catches up, about to grab them. While in the dumpster, Lemmy grabbed a bana peel from a trash bag. He threw the banana peel behind him, then the sailor guy slips on it, he falls on his back and injures himself, while also damaging the mech in the process. “Owww! My back!” He shouts, letting go of Sonic in the process. “Great, now let’s get back to the hotel!” Lemmy shouts.

The boys get back to the hotel and see the pilot of the Airship getting brutalized by the Bounty hunter. “No!” Lemmy shouts and grabs the bounty hunter. He holds him back while Gabo beats the hell out of him. While they brutalize the Bounty hunter, they stop when law enforcement show up. “It was him, Officer, he damaged the Airship of ours!” Lemmy says pointing to the bounty hunter. “Ok, we’ll figure out the charges and give him the proper time in Jail.” The officer says. Just then, the sailor comes back, the mech still very much functional. “Don’t party just yet!” The sailor assistant says grabbing the bounty hunter from everyone’s grasp, he also grabs Lemmy in the process. “NOOO LEMMMYYYY!!!” Gabo shouts. As Lemmy is taken up to the roof with the bounty hunter.

On the roof, he drops Lemmy down on one half, while the Sailor and the Bounty hunter go to the other half. “So, you want us to settle this like idiots hu? Right on top the roof of this 500 foot building, where we could possibly fall and splat on the sidewalk?” Lemmy asks. “Basically.” The sailor says. “Look, we know you have the possibility of being a straight up leathal weapon, so, we’re gonna have to destroy you.” The bounty hunter says. “Who are you? And were you brought here by Mario!?” Lemmy asks. “I have no idea about this Mario guy, what you should know is this.” The bounty hunter says. “What!?” Lemmy asks. “All I’ll let you know is, my name is Harvey, just like Lee Harvey Oswald!” The bounty hunter says. “I think I understood that when I heard the word ‘Harvey’.” Lemmy replies. “Anyway, me and Joe are gonna go up against you, and knock you off this here roof.” Harvey says as Joes gets out the mech suit for a “fair fight.” “HEY! 2 big idiots against 1 midget isn’t fair!” Lemmy shouts. “2 on 1 is only fair and square!” Joe says. “The only thing square here are your heads!” Lemmy replies. “How are you!” Joe replies as he jumps towards Lemmy. Lemmy dodges as the fool nearly falls off the building, grabbing the edge. Lemmy was about to step on his fingers, but he was grabbed by Harvey, and was held onto untill Joe got up. After that, he let go and punted Lemmy into an air duct thing in the roof. “Try me! Fare and Square!” He says. “You were cheating!” Lemmy shouts, it’s only cheating, if there are weapons in a fist fight!” Harvey says. “You ain’t going do, s##t.” Joe says. Then Lemmy notices a metal pipe and starts beating the s##t out of everybody, and they were like “WHAT THE F##K MAN!” “What? Can’t I atleast have some handicapping?” Lemmy asks. “Oh shure, I would mind physically handicapping you!” He says pulling out the elephant gun. “What the hyuck dude! I’m the smallest and I need assistance!” Lemmy responds. “Well your gonna need all assistance.” Harvey says pointing the gun at Lemmy. Lemmy takes Cover real quickly. “Get out and face me like a man p###y!” He adds. “This still isn’t fair!” Lemmy shouts. “Well what are you gonna do about it!?” He asks. Lemmy tries to focus on getting down and helping his frozen family. Not relizing what he’s doing, Harvey responds with. “Exactly there’s no way in hell your gonna have a fair fight! Infact, Have some of this.” He says as he jumps behind and shoots at nothing. “Hu!?” He says just as they hear steps going down. “S##t!” Joe shouts realizing what just happened.

Down in the hallway, Lemmy sees the obstructions in the way, keeping people downstairs and keeping Lemmy up there. “Uh oh.” Lemmy says, realizing the implications. Since this top floor is currently uninhabited, they felt the need to stuff crap in the way to keep law enforcement out. While he was concocting a plain, he heard the degenerates ready up a gun and ready to use him for turtle soup. In response, Lemmy goes in one of the rooms which were unlocked for some reason. The first one he went hin, had the frozen bodies of friends and Family. He wasn’t too shocked since he witnessed them get frozen, though he was surprised that they weren’t just killed on the spot. Lemmy took the frozen body of Ludwig and put it in the shower, while also blocking off the door with a dresser. He turned on the shower to melt Ludwig out of the ice. In the process he got on the phone with the police. “911, what’s your emergency?” The operator asks. “Yes, so I’m trapped in the city hotel at the top floor with some homicidal Rando, who want to make me into turtle soup.” Lemmy explains. “We’ve already got reports of that, units are on there way, they should hopefully be here soon.” The operator says. “Thanks.” Lemmy says as he hangs up the phone. Just then, he hears the fools outside of the room. “He’s definitely in there!” Harvey says. Joe tried opening the door, but the dresser was in the way, keeping him from opening it. “He’s in here!” Joe shouts. “Oh crap.” Lemmy says to himself. Just then, Joe starts busting down the door. Of course the door is solid, so breaking down while up against the drawer would be difficult. Lemmy had a plain as to try to get saved. Basically, let them break down the door and go after a decoy that he’ll try to make, he quickly makes a decoy and puts it on the bed and waits for the inevitable, it happens. They get sick of it and blast the door down with the elephant gun. They jump after Lemmy who was on the bed, only to realize it was a decoy. Then the actual Lemmy quickly ran out of the room. He quickly pulled out a bomb and placed it near the blockage to let Law enforcement through. Before he had a chance to light the bomb, he was snatched by the dumbasses rather than killed because of plot convenience and brought back to the roof.

Back on the roof for the guys' bad plots, they were intending to do something bad, like drop him off from the top of the building, maybe vaporize him with the elephant gun while he’s falling. “Maybe we should skin him alive.” Joe says. “Nah, that’s too basic, let’s think of something more interesting for this little bastard.” Harvey says. “All I can say is your straight up idiotic!” Lemmy says. “You want me to kill you now you little c##t!?” Harvey asks pointing the elephant gun towards him. “Umm no sir!” Lemmy replies. “Ok, that’s what I thought.” Harvey says. Then Lemmy had the bright idea to proclaim to him. “Dip s##t.” Harvey hears this and points it back at him. “I’M GONNA F####N SHOOT YOU INBRED C##T!!!” He shouts. “Don’t you dare!” Lemmy says. “F##K YOU IM GONNA DO IT!!!” He shouts ready to pull the trigger.

Lemmy didn’t realize Ludwig was still in the shower and by the time doofaces got to the roof, Ludwig had completely thawed. He wakes up from being passed out. “Ugh, where am I?” He asks himself. “And why do I feel like I have glass shards in my blood?!” He adds. He rushes out to see what’s happened. He sees the pile of crap with Lemmy’s bouncy bomb, this makes him realize. “Oh s##t! Lemmy!” He runs up to the roof just to see Harvey ready to shoot Lemmy. “NO!” He shouts and tosses Harvey to the side. He then unties Lemmy. “LUDWIG! I never expected you to be thawed so soon!” Lemmy says. “What! How did you thaw so quickly!?” Joe asks. “He put me in the shower.” Ludwig responds. “S##T! I should have turned off the water!” Joe replies. “I’ll take this one! Get the one behind me!” Ludwig says. Lemmy takes on Harvey, While Ludwig takes Joe. They were both able to take them down, no problem, they were pretty beat up, but that didn’t stop them from trying. They were going back down and saw the obstruction blocking them from going any further. “I was gonna blow it up before I got kidnapped, we still better blow it away.” Lemmy says. “Ok, got a match?” Ludwig asks. “I was thinking we could use fire breath on it.” Lemmy says. “Alright, better stand back Lemmy, I’m about to spice things up in here.” Ludwig says, getting ready to breathe. “Seriously.” He adds as he breaths fire on the fuse and gets away as quickly as possible. It blows up the obstruction, causing a little bit of property damage in the process. “Wait. We could have taken it all out gently.” Lemmy says. “I know.” Ludwig states. “…Anyway, since we have all of the time in the world, let’s try to melt the rest of our friends and family out of the ice.” Lemmy states. “Yep, that’s Probably a good idea.” Ludwig replies. They put bowser in the shower because he’s the king and they can’t just kill the king of the koopa accidentally, while the rest have to be melted out with fire breath, being as careful as possible as to not burn their skin. After about 10 minutes, everyone was thawed off and ready to go back home.

Back on the ground, they were waiting for another airship or mode of air transportation to take them to the castle. It would take a while longer, but they should get back soon. They were expecting it to go smoothly, Lemmy was able to drain some property damage he caused on the two homicidal fools, even if it would equate to a couple hundred. Thus, this is the end of the story.

JK!

Those fools didn’t die, instead, they crashed onto the ground in mechs, ready to take on the entire koopa family and a rando. Harvey had asked Lemmy. “Think I was done for?” Lemmy wasn't impressed. “God damn it.” Lemmy said. Then he was flung across the street, conveniently near Gabo. “Oh my god! Lemmy, are you ok?” Gabo asks Lemmy very concerned. “Yep, Im alright, Just Peachy!” Lemmy says in pain. Then Joe, he isn’t screwing around is fully ready to kill Lemmy, proclaiming to everyone. “That S##t bag will be turtle soup!” Gabo grabs Lemmy and runs away, Sonic and tails try to restrict them, but it barely helps. Gabo and Lemmy head to a different spot, close to the police station, the place was in shambles, which is why the authorities didn’t come. Despite this, they go over tpo the station, and see there ae people, who seem to be busy cleaning the place. “Oh great your here! Listen. There is some crazy ass trying to kill my friend Lemmy, im gonna need you to stop these maniacs fro m killing my friend! Got That?” Gabo explains. “Don’t worry, we’ve got the Swat team ready.” The desk guy says. “Great.” Gabo replies

Out in the streets, Joe was looking for the two brats to eliminate them, since if Gabo is related to Lemmy, thers a good chance hes also a lethal weapon. Then the SWAT Team arrive. They pour out the van and draw there weaponas and shout obscenities towards the Sailor. “GET THE F##K OUT THE MECH F##KING P###Y!!!” SWAT dude 1 says. “WERE GONNA SHOOT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T SURRENDER!!!” SWAT Dude 2 says. “Try me n####r.” Joe says blatantly, causing the Swat team to unload on him without further content, likely cause hes racist and he doesn't have an N-Word pass. Unsurprisingly, the mech survives normal gunfire. But thats not all. “Should we-“ SWAT dude 3 triers to say. “GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!” SWAT Dude 1 says. SWAT dude 3 Does exactly that. He fires the first shot and Joe quickly deflects it. “HA HA HA HA! TRY HARDER!” Joe shouts. This ime, they were ready. They strategically shot there shots, shooting the cockpit with normal fire and using explosives on the limbs try try and take it down. After an insane battle, Joe had Lost. He taunted the SWAT dudes saying he was Damn Near INdestructible. Then the leg wazs compromised by one bomb. They destroyed the cock pit and took him out and started beating the s##t out of him. “YOUR DAMAGES WILL SERVE YOU UP TO 30 YEARS IN PRISION!” Swat dude one shouts. “Try anything funny, youll be in there for life.” Swat dude 4 says. “Or we’ll have to put you in solitary confinement.” Swat dude 5 says. They then put him in the truck to take him to prison.

Joe was going to prision, while the other m##h head, Harvey, was still on the loose, the backup airship was still a good long while away, so they couldn’t just wait, they had to find the other dude. And it didn’t take long for the other one to finally show up. Lemmy and Gabo were completely alone, both avid of an arborist figure escorting them back to bowser, among the way, Lemmy got himsel;f strapped with a firearm, he would be ready if that ass wipe were to attack them right now. And thats exactly wat happened, Harvey, on the brink of insanity, dass er towards the boys and seemingly grabbed Lemmy, when he did that, he started beating the s##t out of him. He punched him HARD. He kicked him head, ripped out his hair, chocked him out. He was nearly finished with him just to hear in Lemmy’s voice. “WHAT THE ACTUAL F##K ARE YOU DOING!?” It moment for Harvey to relive, he got Gabo, rather then Lemmy the Leathal weapon. Lemmy, has had enough. With no remorse for someone’s life, he pulled out the Cult Single Action revolver and started unloading onto Harvey. Lemmy’s gone mad, after he had disabled Harvey, he stuffed doing all of the same stuff that he did to Gabo, kick his head, pull out his hair, stomp him, he was livid about him very possibly killing his friend. After he felt he had enough, he had shot him in the head one more time, to concern he is dead. Lemmy sat in front of Gabo, checking to see if he was still alive in some way. “Gabo, can you hear me?” Lemmy says, he hears a heart beat, so hes still alive thankfully, but that still doesn't concern his health conditions. While Lemmy was standing over Gabo’s un ou chorus body, Joe had shown up with the feds chasing him. “THERE YOU ARE YA LITTLE S##T. I'M NOW GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!” Joe says. But Lemmy dosnt bother to torture the other one, he aims behind and gets a headshot, he now expects a trial, for self defense.

Although a trial didn’t happen, a hospital visit did happen. Gabo was in quite bad shape, brushed all over the place and had a concussion, fun. The news was quite hard to hear. Lemmy was quite distraught about his friend, almost getting murdered by the degenerate who he hopes is burning in hell where he belongs. After giving his prayers to Gabo, the boys went back to wait for the airship, Lemmy didn’t want to do anything, he just sat alone, and cried, felling an amalgamation of Pain, Anger, Sadness. All of which could contribute to Lemmy becoming edgy, and doing edgy stuff that could veery well Make him unlikeable or hurt him. Edgy Lemmy anyone?

I may have written this under some crunch, its 12:58 by the time i'm finishing this up. Not sure how many people would like a character nearly dying and not knowing how to explain it, I haven’t been with a relative on their deathbed, so I don't know the feeling of loss. Its either a skill, or a trait?

The end.